WotAGuy

I enjoy Peter King's MMQB and read it every week. Interesting stuff - almost always. I'm looking forward to his upcoming game planning feature. I'm jealous Metz, he's one media guy I'd love to hang with for an evening. The other is Easterbrook. Both are well-rounded, insightful and smart.

You also missed the error he made vis a' vis Juice = loose. I believe the Juice is in prison. You're welcome.

"I officially adjust".......... "and declare". Ok. Right. I'll try that on the old lady and let you know how it works out.

It seems odd to focus on those particular numbers. Can't you be more even-handed?

I had this situation for last week's game. We met my son-in-law and his wife for lunch down in Cortland, about 40 minutes away, right during game time. Ended up going to a sports bar. Which was fine because I wanted to know the score anyway. The prospect of going through a bunch of avoidance only to go home and watch them lose was too great. I'd rather know my investment of 3 hours in watching the game would be worthwhile. In fact, I'm getting closer and closer to just recording the games and checking the standings afterward to see if they won or lost and then watching if they won. Too many lost Sundays watching them come up small when it counts - I'm an abused fan, no doubt.

And she has old lady hands.....

HELLO! She was selling drugs! I hear there's good money in that line of work.

Wouldnt a more revealing comparison be between the teams' offenses and defenses? For instance, I slso think the Bills' RBs are better, but that advantage is negated by the NYJ run defense superiority. In this case, I think the Jets have the run game advantage, not the Bills.

Thanks for that e-mail Sammy! I sent it on to Goodell - he loves those videos!

I'm thinking they go down in flames and the town implodes. THEN they make the heroic run to 8-8. Sincerely, Jerry Sullivan

I'd rather we sign his wife

That's exactly right. In fact, the other day my girlfriend and I were talking about this type of stuff. She said "I'm pretty sure I can take you out". All I had to say was "well, you do outweigh me". Instant knockout - she was a pool of tears. Didn't have to lay a hand on her.

=========================================================== Posted Yesterday, 06:20 PM It's old news...... Radiation spoils space sex http://www.space.com/10822-sex-mars-pregnancy-space-risks.html ============================================================ As my post from the other Mars thread shows, I knew it would be about sex. I didn't know it would be about strippers though.

It's old news...... Radiation spoils space sex http://www.space.com/10822-sex-mars-pregnancy-space-risks.html

Wait, she's bringing Jesus into the ring? Christ! What next?

I don't know about that plane, but its wreaking havoc with my girlfiend's t$ts.

We have a Keurig and it's passable for when you just need a quick cup. We also have a 4-cup cone drip machine, and grind our own beans. Doesn't really take much time or effort, doesn't create wasted coffee, and you can make it as strong as you want with the beans you prefert. Buy whole beans on eBay, Walmart or Amazon and it's cheap too! I'm partial to Starbucks Sumatra; usually runs me about $7 for a 12-oz bag online.

Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpPwed9sMqg

Gee, I don't think he had to go there!

Grieving has 5 stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. All 5 are represented in this thread. You seem to be in the anger stage.

The penalties are ruining the NFL for me. Breaks up the flow of the game and takes away too many big plays. I find college football, especially SEC teams, much more enjoyable to watch now. As for the Bills, it's been this way for quite a while for me - I don't project about the season's success, I take each game on its own, and hope that somewhere along the line there's a game or two worth burning onto a DVD for posterity. Green Bay game last year was the highlight for me. If we get another game like that this year, that's all I can ask for. I don't even watch them if the game isn't going well and it's really nice out. I go outside and will watch it on DVR later. Passed up too many beautiful fall days watching them crap the bed. Gave up my seasons in 2010 and didn't even get out to B-lo to a game this year or last. They've worn me out after watching them for 48 seasons - all except about a dozen or so of those have been disappointing. Actually, they became much less tolerable once I gave up drinking

1990s-era when they used the red helmets for throwbacks instead of painting/getting white ones. Really was a barn-job.

No, no it's not

Aw, c'mon. When you qualify jokes like that, they lose all the humor. Besides, from reading the thread, it's apparent Sammy meant that remark for every NFL fan in existence - maybe every person with a job!

When Donohoe was under fire and fans wanted him gone, I bought several t-shirts from a vendor outside the stadium that had a rude, but not obscene, Fire Donohoe message on them. I wore one and was carrying in several others. The first two gates I tried to get in would not let me in with the shirts. I had to turn the one I was wearing inside out and hide the others before I finally got in the third gate I tried. I didn't flaunt them once inside because I didn't want to get thrown out. I'm pretty sure we lost that game too.