It seems there is more visible evidence of his being a dweeby nerd than particularly tough. Although…..I’m not sure I’m tough enough to wear capris, so there’s that too.
The problem is the Earth’s axis tips; they need to put a big-ass come along on the moon, run a line there, and straighten us out. That will be easier than getting Congress to agree to do anything.
Use one of those mid-round picks for a kicker and have him compete with Bass. This team needs to focus on TDs, not FGs, until the defense gets turned around.
1. Bend forward at the waist.
2. Reach around the hips and then between the legs.
3. Grasp the opinion and pull quickly.
4. Hold it up for all to see.
5. Voila
Well, another way to look at it is you have two fun, enjoyable things to pick from. Just because you can’t have your cake and eat it too isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It’s all in how you choose to look at life.
The problem is the Christmas games are too secular. They need to call it the Jesus Bowl, have the refs dressed as Magi and have the players jump into a manger after TDs.