WotAGuy

Exactly. This kind of trash belongs on a podcast. If only a couple members here would start one……

FYI: Sturgill Simpson presents Johnny Blue Skies is available on Austin City Limits; an excellent concert.

Get her a chainsaw for Christmas

Please see me in my office first thing tomorrow morning, “Kirby”.

Why are you all carrying your crosses on Easter? You're supposed to plant it on Friday. It’s your own fault for not taking charge of the family, like a man is supposed to do. Tell her to make you a sandwich and lay on the couch in your underwear, like God intended.

The NCAA football championship trophy; he fumbled it when a player handed it to him for a photo op. Actually the top popped right off the base.

Vance is not having a good month. Breaks the Championship trophy and kills the pope.

Geez - it’s clear you people know nothing about sex, alcohol or gambling addictions. Leave those to the professionals. Ahem…. And the problem with the UFL is the uniforms. Hideous.

That’s all well and good, but if the DT cupboard is bare at #30, why not take a CB if he’s rated a first rounder? Gotta go with your board; it has cost thousands of man-hours and millions to develop - use it.

How can you be deeply disappointed if you haven’t been paying attention?

It seems there is more visible evidence of his being a dweeby nerd than particularly tough. Although…..I’m not sure I’m tough enough to wear capris, so there’s that too.

You should write a strongly worded letter to Goodell.

I’m anxiously waiting for Fergy’s redo of the 1966 draft.

They are going to make a mint selling parking on the old stadium field.

My spicy take is that this is not a fun offseason topic. That Jim Kelly take was like a kick in the balls.