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"Yeah, I can't be sheriff, I'm a Niiii..."

These statements don't jive. To answer the original question, we had the corned beef and cabbage. No beer. I'm not Irish, but I can go for a Guinness Stout on Tap.

Mc's are Irish, Mac's are Scottish.

I am torn. I am irritated by frivilous law suits, but I also detest base humor that depends on the shock effect from vulgarity, lewdness, and insult. I tried the Family Guy and South Park, frankly, I'll pass. Carol Burnett simply needs to learn how to ignore it and walk away.

All other drivers on the road. They are my enemy. Everything is an evil plan to tick me off. People who don't respect my cruise control. People who mispronounce words Archie Bunker style, but are just stupid, and not doing it for comedic effect. People who dont realize that you are mispronouncing a word for comedic effect and correct you. Mean people, that are grouchy for no apparent reason. Overly nice people, that are too happy, and too agreeable. People who ask dumb questions. Our teachers were wrong, some questions are really stupid. People who dial my telephone number. I hate talking on the phone. People who bull-headedly insist they are right, when the 100 other people in the conversation have proven they are wrong. People who do a fake suck-up laugh, that sounds like they are about to pee themselves, when the boss is talking. People who walk down the sidewalk having a really loud conversation, and then look at you like you should mind your own business if you dare to look that direction. People who seek me out, and start a conversation, in person or by telephone, and then expect me to carry the conversation.

Yeah, for dramatic effect, he either puts the sunglasses on, or takes the sunglasses off, What we have here (afformentioned pause, yoink-glasses off)...is a murder.

Jerk store!

Oh Noooooooo!!, Dante Stallworth, Auntie Em!, Auntie Em!, I'm frightened!!!!!!!!!!!! The hammy is a huge question with this guy. Injury will be a huge factor.

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Small potatoes. Hold out for more. There are foreigners and old people all over the place which will afford you at minimum a cut of 8 to 10 million.

The thing that hurts the most is the unanswered question, "Why would somebody who has 80 million dollars take all of my money?" They didn't need it with all of that already sitting in an offshore account. Greedy bastions!!!!!!!!!!

Sundance got royally screwed. Sogaya is really getting on my nerves. Old big headed, no necked, Melinda Doolittle is gonna win this thing.

An awkward silence as both men looked at one another "holding their swords"

I thought Spikes was receiving odd threats form an ex-con or something. Play better, or I'm gonna cut ya, and I don't mean from the team.

I can't wait for Sanjaya and his queer (not that there is anything wrong with that) Mary Lou Retton grin to get his punk behind bounced. Hayley Scarnato looked particularly beautiful tonight.

How did tonight compare to this beauty? 1997 Brawl

and I forgot. RIP DJ

I could have written this myself. That starting five with almost no bench to speak of provided some of the most memorable moments in my life as a sports fan. I miss the "Celtic's tempo" in basketball. Slow down the run and gun game and make them play ball with you.

Let's say she has the teeth fixed, the boob job, the nose job, wakes up before you every morning to paste on the make-up, so you are completely in the dark. Then you just end up scratching your head as to how you and this gorgeous woman could have ever conceived such a butt ugly daughter.

I'm glad to see there is such a spirit of unbridled optomism before any moves have taken place in free agency, and the draft is still in the future. Why don't we just revert right back to Levy in a minldless, simple old fool, who is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to old to even waste our valuable air. One might view trying to keep the Bills within the cap a great fiscal management to try to keep the team viable in a small market. It could appear that we have learned a little from the Patriots and the Steelers about maintaining competitaveness without going on a spending binge every year. There are several key players who are in place that should provide some reason for fans to maintain interest. I'll hold off judgement until I see the rest of the cards.

Yeah, but they're Canadians, they also bit on the whole metric system thing too, but not Americans, screw that, stupid easy to figure multiples of ten. The part that really chapped my buttocks was the time I went into the Post Office after the clerk was gone to get stamps, and came out with a pocket full of those things. I always hate visiting Canada and walking around with a pocket full of change.

Are you sure picture one isn't without beer, and picture two is with lots of beer?

What a great thread hi-jack. We have had bats in our house on several occasions. One time we were laying in bed almost asleep when one of the filthy little suckers flew over our heads. I pulled the blannies up over my head. My wife said "that was a bat" I replied "I know, let me know when you get rid of it". My response to a bat in the house is alot like George Costanza with the fire at the birthday party. My initial reaction would be to trample my own children to get away from the ghastly flying rodent. By the way, I love cleaning my ears with a little silver zit popping tool my wife brought into our marriage. On each end it has a little round spoon with a hole in the middle, and you can gently scrape away the reside, then you put the final touches on with a Q-tip (paper sticks, never plastic)

Beefeaters, Bradford, PA