The Plastic Cup

I'll take the dollar Yo. Come on eleven......

Beer. It's more throwable than you'd think.

Hey, watch it. I'm the real victim here. Didja hear about the new NBA promotion being launched in Detroit? "Come see the NBA action --- It's a BLAST!"

Maybe a fan could buy it and throw it at Benito Santiago if he's laying on the dugout during a fight.

Assume there are 15,000 witnesses, you don't know which kid threw it and you're on national TV. Your livelihood will not be significantly affected. You'll still be wealthy enough to do F.A.T.

What would you do if some kid tossed a plastic cup at you?

Toss a beer on him for me.

Aside from the handful who steal it or run prostitution rings or something, why would there be a backlash against how the other 99% of people earn their money?

Fisherman Sex Press? I don't think I show click on that one at work.

The Democrats have built an entire political party on that stance.

That might be the stupidest analogy I have ever heard. This guy isn't the GM you know. The fact that you need to know if he’s a “fan” shows that you lack all ability to make an objective evaluation of any comments he might provide. If I was reading an article about a potential investment, it would only be for awareness purposes; I invest based on my own research. Only an idiot would be make an investment based on the author’s POV. Good thing you aren’t in charge of my portfolio! Ignorance indeed.

I for one would rather hear the opinion of someone who has seen JP play WITHOUT knowing whether or not he is a "fan". Once someone declares himself to be pro- or anti- on any Bills QB, it becomes difficult for people to have a reasonable exchange.

Are they done? *DING*

Maybe they think your sh-- don't stink!

Screw people's rights....my clothes don't stink when I come home from the bars anymore. Let's talk about priorities.

Oh sure now you want us to bow to the ivory tower 'shareholders', as if they have anything to do with the company's success compared to the workers!

Somewhere an English teacher struggles with self worth issues.

Thank you. She's yuck.

I visit the Ron Artest fan club board from time to time. I see PF_in_Indiana there a lot.

I thought his handicap was being blind. It shouldn't have hurt his performance any. It's just a good thing that no one threw a plastic cup at him. Otherwise, he would have needed to defend himself by pounding on random bystanders.

Tell that punk not to mess with me.

Forget her. She's got her eye on Ron Artest. Or Frogger.

We'll get this SUV B word big time when she's in women's prison.

1. South Park I'm sorry, but people who don't see anything beyond little kids cursing just aren't paying attention or don't have any taste for biting and sarcastic social commentary. For my money this is #1 all time. 2. Simpsons 3. Futurama -- Bender is hysterical 4. King of the Hill -- Some episodes are really good, some are lousy 5. Family Guy -- Kinda funny, but doesn't match up with the top 2 here IMO.