Michael Vick: Uh, what's my Delta Tau Chi name?
Bluto: Michael, I've given this a lot of thought. From now on, your name is Ron Mexico.
More Animal House
"Hi, Ron Mexico, Herpes chairman, damn glad to meet you."
"Ron Mexico, honey? Is it supposed to be this soft?"
"May Ron Mexico have ten thousand marbles, please?"
"See if you can guess what I am now? ........I'm a Ron Mexico! Get it?"