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Chickens everywhere are cheering!!!!!

18 USC 1719 Franking privelege. Whoever makes use of any official envelope, label, or indorsement authorized by law, to avoid the paying of postage or registry fee on his private letter, packet, package, or other matter in the mail, shall be fined under this title. You can send back what they send you, anything else is not intended to be placed in that envelope, and you are therefor commiting a fraud against the United States by failing to pay postage. You can send them your junk mail, you just have to pay the postage.

This is also referred to as "Mail Fraud". Just a thought.....

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuging goldbricking a$$ out of my beach community!

I have a friend who about 10 years ago did this amazing solo hike in Alaska up in Gates of the Arctic NP. While he was on the hike, days from anything, he developed a nasty toothache. The area around the tooth became infected, and filled with nasty pus. He had a syringe with a needle in his med kit, and ended up draining it by himself. Said it was the most painful thing he ever experienced. He actually said he passed out once, and woke up with the needle in his mouth.

Even though I am fairly sensitive to other cultures, etc.... Lets be totally realistic, Muslim people get mad because we say they are terrorists. But, there aren't many swiss, italian, french, german people hijacking airliners and flying them into building killing thousands. Come to think of it, there aren't any other people making car bombs and blowing people up, anywhere. It seems limited to the Muslim faith. I'll probably get harrassed for this, but its how I feel. Got a few buddies over in Iraq, they feel the exact same way.

I thought LPGA stood for Lesbian Professional Golfers Association? No?

Akroyd : There, he's finished. Cook: He's not finished yet. Candy : (looks extremely full and ill) Akroyd : There's nothing left on that plate but fat and grisle. Cook : That's right, he's not finished. Candy : (looks really scared and ill) Akroyd : (turning to Candy) allright, just a little more.....

Was this post supposed to be phylosophical? If you are India, RUN? Perhaps it was meant to motivate "Indians" to run? There is a tribe of native indians in Mexico that are world renowned for thier running of extreme long distances. Then again perhaps it meant if you are in India, RUN... Who really knows... Anyways, I hope there is no Tsunami, and that all people don't have to RUN, unless their in a marathon, or the olympics........ I figured I'd try to lighten the mood......

I agree with what someone said before, Gladiators dueling to the death in the Coloseum in Rome.

"Pennypacker! Well prepare yourself for an all out bidding war!"

BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!

Fortunately, I have never had to wear the shiny metal bracelets. Don't know how I got through college without though.....

Ham and all the fixin's. I love ham......

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0 doesn't count. Any moron can miss and get zero.

Private boats go over the falls on a fairly regular basis. They break free from their moorings or docks, and float down until they go over. Occasionally they get hung up on the rocks and are eventually towed out. I remember being a little kid (7 or 8) and my father taking me to the falls. We actually saw a boat coming down the Niagara River. We watched it for at least an hour as it would get caught on the rocks, sit for a while, and then move a little closer. We watched it disappear over the falls. It would have been really great to see it from a better spot and actually see it hit the bottom. We were on goat island I think when we watched it.

72.9

Who can get the least? 74.4 is my best at least....

317.4

Today, they can stop the water that goes over the falls quite easily. The hydro plant that is just up from the falls can easily take in all the water that is flowing by, and spit it out below the falls. One of the good sides to the hydro plant is that the river will never be dammed due to ice again. There was an interesting program on Discovery that talked about the Niagara Escarpment, and the creation of the falls geologically. They talked briefly about the ice dam and how the hydro plant prevents it from ever happening again, and how they could turn the falls off.

Your wedding band is easy, just say "I like the classic look." ($400 tops) Her ring on the other hand is a little bit different, it could cost anywhere from $400 to $10000. But remember, shiny diamonds always make the day go oh so smooth. Guaranteed good sex tonight too...

You know what "OJ" stands for right? OPEN JUGULAR In honor of you know who.......

A little further, but much nicer than Lake Erie...... Take a look at the Finger Lakes, Canandaigua, or Keuka are beautiful. www.fingerlakes.org/

And remember, you have to have a 4 year degree to be a DEA agent. Where did that guy go to college? He could barely speak english, and that was before he shot himself.