When I was in the 4th grade, I lived overseas. The school had a big barbecue for all the families with kids in the school (American Overseas School). They had beer (free) for all the adults. Me and my friends went up and started getting beer from the line, when people would ask what we were doing, we would just say I'm getting it for my dad. We actually didn't drink any of the 6 or 7 beers we grabbed, we ended up taking them up to the playground where the K,1,2 graders would play and dug a big hole in one of the sandboxes and buried them.
About a week later, we deceided to dig them up and drink some. Unfortunately we did it during the school day, and we got caught. When the teacher that caught us was coming up we threw all the beer over the fence (which he climbed over to collect the evidence).
We all got 3 days suspension.
Funny thing was that we didn't get an official record of the suspension, because the school didn't want to admit they served alcohol.
Best part was when I got home from school my parents were waiting for me, I thought I was dead. My dad just looked at me and then put a beer on the table and said, "3 days suspension when is all you wanted to do is try a beer?" We both kind of laughed at that.
That was my first and last suspension/detention.