This guy wakes up one day and hears this voice in his head saying, "Quit your job, sell the house, go to Vegas."
Of course he ignores the voice, he has a great job, a beautiful house, and a great life. But, the voice is relentless, "Quit your job, sell the house, go to Vegas," "Quit your job, sell the house, go to Vegas," "Quit your job, sell the house, go to Vegas."
He keeps ignoring the voice, but he is slowly going crazy, every moment, even when he sleeps, he hears the voice,
"Quit your job, sell the house, go to Vegas."
"Quit your job, sell the house, go to Vegas."
"Quit your job, sell the house, go to Vegas."
"Quit your job, sell the house, go to Vegas."
One day he wakes up, and he can't take it anymore, he quits his job, sells the house and buys a ticket to Vegas. He gets to the airport, and onto the plane, and for the first time in months, the voice is quiet. He sits there with a bag full of money from the sale of his house and sleeps soundly, waking up when the plane touches down in Las Vegas.
He is so relieved, the voice is still silent. Then, when the door of the plane opens the voice is back, lounder that he has ever heard it, only this time it is saying, no yelling,
"GO TO CAESARS PALACE!"
"GO TO CAESARS PALACE!"
"GO TO CAESARS PALACE!"
"GO TO CAESARS PALACE!"
"GO TO CAESARS PALACE!"
He tries to ignore the voice, but it gets louder and louder, driving him crazy.
Finally, he gets in a cab and tells the cabbie to take him to caesars palace. Once again, the voice is quiet. He dozes in the cab on the way to the casino. The cab pulls up out front of the casino, and the casino greeter opens the door to the cab. Immediately the voice starts screaming at him,
"GO TO THE ROULETTE TABLES!"
"GO TO THE ROULETTE TABLES!"
"GO TO THE ROULETTE TABLES!"
"GO TO THE ROULETTE TABLES!"
"GO TO THE ROULETTE TABLES!"
"GO TO THE ROULETTE TABLES!"
He really can't take it anymore, so he goes over to the roulette tables, the voice is now thundering in his head,
"PUT EVERYTHING ON BLACK 22!"
"PUT EVERYTHING ON BLACK 22!"
"PUT EVERYTHING ON BLACK 22!"
"PUT EVERYTHING ON BLACK 22!"
"PUT EVERYTHING ON BLACK 22!"
"PUT EVERYTHING ON BLACK 22!"
He can't even think the voice is so loud, so he quickly puts all his money on Black 22.
The roulette guy takes his bet, and spins the wheel, putting the ball into play. Around and around the ball goes jumping from number to number, finally coming to rest. The roulette guy looks at the wheel and calls out,
"RED 17"
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The voice says "!@#$!"