If God exists. Along with an infinite number of random musings anyone might think of. We're all actually part of a computer simulation. (spoiler alert) Just about any explanation you can think of is equally as plausible as what the Bible, Torah, Qur'an or Book of Xenu tells us.
This particular presidential candidate, however, says he has a plan if our warming climate causes the oceans to rise. He says he's going to build a bunch of arks. As if Waterworld wasn't a big enough flop the first time! Now that's some responsible government spending. You people are idiots.
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