Easy man - he's NOT worth it! Stay back. You have a wife and children to think about and you're not gonna do them any good sitting in jail! Somebody hold him back!
Nothing better than 'Internet Tough Guy'. Keep up the good work! I can't speak for the rest, but I'm already pissing my pants, so PLEASE don't offer to send me a plane ticket. I bow down to your keyboard muscles.
WWJD?