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Cutting Drew With Dignity

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  1. He's angry. Maybe it was his daughter that Travis dated?
  2. Don't worry. You can get a new poster for your bedroom after Drew leaves.
  3. Plus the fact that he tried to convert a Lesbian on nat'l TV proves he still has the fire.
  4. While we're at it, do you think the Bills can get Larry Brown to bolster the secondary?
  5. Your alternate avatar of Kenneth Bigley's severed head would be more seasonal.
  6. People are very complimentary when you sport the faded zubaz.
  7. A convincing case for chemical castration.
  8. Nothing like a shot of h prior to take the 'edge' off.
  9. Not surprising coming from someone who's tossed and scooped many a Pu-Jols
  10. Maybe back in ought - six, but we're dealing with the 21st century fox, a different animal altogether. Now how do you rip off that damn corset with one hand?
  11. Hey Hanrahan - Your Wife's A Lesbian.
  12. Javier Conception, K, East Central Colorado State. Go Fightin' Mountain Oysters!
  13. Better make sure that she curtsies too.
  14. Pellegrino over dinner will assure the surrender of her cornhole back at the dorm. You got the idea with the full body raincoat. You'll want to be conscious for that junior.
  15. Is John Hadl still available?
  16. Is Plunkett still available?
  17. I'm too dignified. I'd hire Gordon Liddy.
  18. What they're really saying: 'Yo Eric, check out the revolving hubcabs on the Escalade. P-W's auto shop is off the hook.' 'Hey Schoeb, we still on for hunting in Texas over Thanksgiving?' 'Yeah man, those are real gold stripes sewn into the sweat suit - Mr.Wilson hooked me up with a ridiculous roster bonus.' 'You eating the last 34 wings?' 'Go ahead Big Mike, take them out'. 'Never mind my trouble in the red zone, Maura. How's the kids?' 'Hello Coach?' 'Yeah Tom' 'I'm going to the Canadian Ballet. Wanna come?'
  19. As long as Izzy Reese has got deep responsibility - we're set.
  20. It just shows that the Pats are lucky and pay off the refs and have a crappy QB. maybe.
  21. Maybe get the ok through your vast NFL network and call it 'McGahee's Innuendo'.
  22. It just shows me that you can't beat Josh Reed low on the left knee-pad side.
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