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  1. Roger Goodell
    We're aware of everything. We wish Mr. Williams luck on his new profession, whatever it may be.
  2. Roger Goodell
    I'm quaking in my boots over here.
  3. Roger Goodell
    Would you have felt more comfortable if the plantation owner had referred to them as 'All-Pros'?
  4. Roger Goodell
    I like Hawaii. We're working on putting a franchise there after we get into Europe and Canada. Hang loose. 8/10.
  5. Roger Goodell
    Bud and I are working on a package deal for Greg and Pete Rose to be reinstated together.
  6. Roger Goodell
    We felt New York was the best place for Tim to land.
  7. Roger Goodell
    Don't mess with the bull young man. You'll get the horns.
  8. Roger Goodell
    My office is set to announce that the Williams signing will void any compensatory picks to Buffalo for the next 19 years.
  9. Roger Goodell
    We can't have 3 Florida teams sucking forever you know.
  10. Roger Goodell
    Sure, as long as he gets #1 money. He's a Super Bowl hero you know; look what signing one of those has done for your division rivals in New York!
  11. Roger Goodell
    Probably after lunch.
  12. Roger Goodell
    Exactly. I advised them to make a big "Sanchez is our guy" statement after all the Manning speculation. Sanchez needed some respect in the locker room.
  13. Roger Goodell
    Who are you calling an elephant?
  14. Roger Goodell
    Our preliminary investigation found that no Bills ever actually earned a bounty so you don't need to worry.
  15. Roger Goodell
    Anyone got any lube I can borrow? On second thought, nevermind.
  16. Roger Goodell
    Do people question Roddy White's salary every time he drops a pass?
  17. Roger Goodell
    It was an honest mistake.
  18. Roger Goodell
    You can get 800,000 if you want, it won't make any difference. Buy Sunday Ticket.
  19. Roger Goodell
    You'll all love me then, won't you?
  20. Roger Goodell
    Damn you for deciphering my carefully crafted non-commitment to giving every crappy team a Thursday game.
  21. Roger Goodell
    Yes, there will be a doubleheader. We'll have the Rams and Bills play a 3:00pm game.
  22. Roger Goodell
    The NFL is committed to keeping the Bills in the Western New York region. Thank you for your continued support of the NFL.
  23. Roger Goodell
    Television ratings would suggest otherwise. Thank you for your continued support of our league. We continue to take player conduct both on and off the field very seriously. Thank you for your continued support of the our league.
  24. Roger Goodell
    My role is to ensure the NFL is enjoyable for all fans.
  25. Roger Goodell
    He better mind his P's and Q's for the rest of the season.
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