Ah yes....the "Ugly American". The most loathesome creature on Earth.
Unlike the selfish, narcissitic and scared-silly French.
Or the Irish, whose idea of a good time MUST involve fifty quarts of alcohol and some sort of fisticuffs.
Or the Italians, who ridiculous frugality and penchant for screaming, yelling and carrying on just oooozes class.
Or the Chinese....the Communist, chain-smoking Chinese, where if your firstborn is a girl, you kill it.
Or maybe the Dutch, where Heroin possession ranks just about jaywalking on the list of violent crimes.
Lets talk about the Germans. Real good record for foreign relations and human rights the last 100 years, huh?
Same goes for the Russians. And the next time a Russian takes a shower, it will be the first time.
And the Canadians...those wonderful Canadians. Ever seen how a Canadian acts at a Bills game? Nuff said.
And even the Swiss....whose idea of dealing with world problems in their own backyard is to ignore them and whos main purpose on the globe is to be a clearing house for the ill-gotten gains of the World's most notorious people. And cheese.
Yeah...the Ugly American. Im one of them. And judging by how the rest of the world goes about its business, damn PROUD to be one.
And before any PC maroons call me out for stereotyping or bigotry, MY native nationality is listed somewhere above.