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He switched his name whenever there was a coaching change. Did a search and found this explanation (apologize it’s just copy/paste and not linking to original post) Okay for all you middle aged guys who can't figure out Fake-Fat Sunny.... Mike Mularkey has the initials MM. The rapper EMINEM (M and M, short for Marshall Mathers) is famous for his song The Real Slim Shady. The opposite of real would be fake, the opposite of slim would be fat, and the opposite of shady would be sunny. Is it all coming together now?

What about the dude with the macaroni recipe.

An unanticipated shot of Belichick’s kid on the sideline is like flipping through channels and accidentally landing on some creepy scene from Deliverance

I don’t think of Duff’s OP as the same as Duff’s Sheridan. Not the same.

I fully expect one of these scenarios to partially occur.

I tend to read your posts aloud for maximum impact. How long should I dramatically pause when you put that many periods within a sentence?

Man, these Edmunds threads cause everybody to start banging on their keyboards like a chimpanzee

Sorry Maiden, at least it wasn't NE

Crazy? Of course not!! Excessively enthusiastic, perhaps bordering on deranged obsession? Perhaps a tad...

If the tight end keeps getting pounded like that there’s gonna be some hurting tomorrow.

Miller ascending / descending shock?

If Matakevich and Jones are still on the roster to play ST when they're in their 40's, that would be awesome to see the reaction here

You Brits are too dry. You probably don't even enjoy Monster Truck Jams

Maybe he got it notarized via LegalZoom. They might have required middle name for it to be legally recognized as maudlin.

I lost interest around when I went to bed Sunday night but might regain it when free agency starts

Did OP edit that away? Great turn of phrase - I picture Diggs singing that alongside a flight attendant in a Pepto Bismol commercial during the game Sunday

Seriously though. Every team with a name of 3+ syllables typically gets shortened, e.g. Bucs, Pats*, Niners, Cards. I guess when you think about it some of those sound dumb too out of context. They probably end up being referred to as the "Comms"...or they really just stick to their guns (no pun intended) with Commanders.

There's number 17 again. Love & peace or sin & evil?

You think he's the voice of reason, whereas I had read some of his earlier posts in this thread and began wondering if he was Jimmy the Greek's nephew.

i don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

Chiefs regress 2 straight years in playoffs. Sugar high Patrick just didn’t get it done

What’s Burrow’s charity? If they pull this off I am happily to donate. I could actually enjoy the super bowl which I didn’t think was possible this year.

Last significant thing I remember from the Pro Bowl is Robert Edwards blowing out his knee. That's going back to a time when I felt sorry for New England, it's like a different universe.

Up a break against sakkari in the first set …oh, missing 3rd quarter now. Will record this.

Match is on ESPN2 now. Big upgrade from listening to Terry Bradshaw talk.