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so you give up alcohol temporarily? big deal. there's always benzodiazipenes. try some. alcohol isn't everything. also - pot, meth, acid, mushrooms, sniffing gas fumes, inhaling butane, sexual asphyxia. I've read about that Jesus guy, and he undoubtedly still wants people to have their sh-ts and giggles during lent.

but must be nice live in NJ not need speak complete sentences...

What is one thing Ned Flanders loves but normal human beings find annoying, Alex.

puke... "I'll be a better teammate, a better person, a better man in life. I'm looking forward to this opportunity." Yeah, right. What a classy guy. It isn't all about ego with him...

Tip - If you want to wipe yourself with standard paper rather than soft tissue, you really shouldn't have to pay for it.

I don't know, I'd give my left nut before having to watch TO get a super bowl MVP - with Drew Rosenhaus by his side...of course, my left nut is extremely misshapen.

This is more pointless sentimentality than addressing the salary cap implications of many of the prior posts - and i can understand the opinion that dropping Moulds is necessary with his salary implications, but i definitely feel worse getting rid of him as opposed to Bruce and Thurman. Those guys were egomaniacs who had clearly lost a step, Moulds will contribute more than they did on other teams. And I think Moulds cared more about the Bills than those guys did- certainly Bruce just wanted money and attention. None of us know exactly what happened with his Mularkey dispute. So best of luck to Moulds, a sentiment I rarely feel when a Buffalo player goes elsewhere. Usually I hope that ex-Bills quickly tear an ACL after they leave town...

bob barker would be a big step up. it's an awful mtv show w/ the moron blink 182 drummer and his hot wife. trying to capture the jessica simpson audience i guess.

But does Direct TV still require having a landline phone in order to be a customer? Damned archaic Direct TV....

well, how do they rate in popularity as compared to japanese game shows? and 'meet the barkers' is on there? that's just sad.

What American shows are popular in Britain? All I can think of is Nick Hornby's references to Cheers in High Fidelity.

sure, that goes without saying.

ahhhh, spring training. i love how ESPN makes baseball out to be a 12 month season. god i hate baseball...

and they can't get a few seconds on sportscenter this morning? oh well. reason #20 why i quit watching ESPN years ago.

'topes lose...'topes lose... hurray!

I can see your point and saw a lot of heart in that game, I just have some doubts.

well, they won games with scores like UB 68, Elon 67. those are wins but not very impressive. what the hell is Elon? a foot fungus?

when i've seen them play this year, i can't say i disagree much. still nice when they win though.

yeah, right. hook 'em ho...aw, that was all the enthusiasm i could generate.

which of these things is not like the other

the narrow goal differential mentioned in the article could be helped out a bit after tonight

hockey game must be nuts. it is 3-0 already?!

would be great if AD was able to continue there. New series (maybe just miniseries?) on showtime called "Sleeper Cell" about infiltrating muslim terrorist cell in LA seems pretty good.

can't you go beat off to some star trek thread with your spare time?

hey, that's pretty nasty. they are disappointing but you shouldn't call anybody a chocker.