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Careful. The Thought Police might get you.

A particular play by Kelsay, I think, deserves its own thread. Curtis Martin sweeping to the right. Mawae pulls to lead block...Kelsay blows into Mawae and literally shoves Mawae backwards into Martin, causing Martin to miss his turn upfield an run further outside. When Mawae collects himself and tries again to move forward, Kelsay AGAIN throttles forward and pushed Mawae into the play. By then, we strung Martin out of bounds for no gain. So this Kelsay guy. He's pretty good, huh?

On the other hand, I'd gladly put our Defense up against either the Patriots' OR the Eagles'. The Eagles are very suspect in the run game, and the Patriots are not much better. Yeah, I know, we already lost to the Pats...but we seem to be improving on offense, and our defense has a tremendous way of holding their own in the second half of games. Do I think we could beat Pittsburgh. No. But I'd bet we hold them off better than the Eagles did.

You can take all the bashing of T-Bone, Sue and BF combined and it doesn't come near the bashing that stevestojan takes. He posts virtually ever thought that bleeds from his Tom TV head and after a while some of us tire of it and jump him like he's a 7/11 robber carrying a watergun. So he fights back and says a bunch of crazy crap and incites more piling...but he NEVER complains that the problem is the board. He takes his lumps, grabs a rip from his skull bong, lights up a Marlboro, cracks open a beer, watches some TV, and then comes back and does it again later. And what's T-Bone's idea? Get Scott to start eliminating people on the board so a fuggin' Patriot's fan can live a more peaceful life on a fuggin' Buffalo Bills message board. What's BF's idea? Fire Jerry Gray because he sucks in his development of the #2 defense in the league. If those kind of thoughts don't deserve pile jumping, I'm not sure WHAT does! May as well add me to the list of people to ignore while you're at it, girls, because if that's the best you two can come up with it's NO FUGGIN' WONDER people jump in your crap all the time. Hell...even stevestojan is jumping in your crap! But oh no...it's the board.

AGGGHH!!! MY EYES! MY EYES! MAKE THE BURNING STOP!!!

Apparently you look like Barbara Bush.

My people have spoken.

Was that Green speaking...or Madden?

I can always tell, Gidge. You put up an avatar of you smiling, and it's a dead giveaway of the weekend.

I would add to this, maybe a bit on the unpopular side, that in such situations the onus now falls on society to help and protect these children. A woman is not permitted to have an abortion, gives birth, and either raises the child in a squalor or dumps them on a doorstep or into a dumpster. It happens now, and in my mind it would only get worse if it were illegal. At that point, people would be dusting off their Swift Proposals and coming up with other options.

Did you see Kelsay throw Mawae into Curtis Martin to bounce Martin outside during a sweep? Then grabbed him and threw him at Martin again on the same play? Funniest damn thing I saw all day.

Sounds like the same feeling I had after we beat Miami and were headed to Baltimore. However, if we can play a relatively mistake-free game like yesterday...no turnovers, no sacks, good protection, solid defense, limited penalties...then yes, we can take NE on the road. I would also suggest we not wear those godforsaken away unis. I'll take all the help we can get.

We really need to get rid of that crappy receiver Evans, though.

Oh, great. You're giving him homework. I'm waiting for BF to start a thread "Does anyone know the exchange between NJSUE and MDH?"

A VALID QUESTION? Can you tell me where I can find a website for rate exchange? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Get over, BF. It's nice you come to the rescue, but get real.

Did you even read the question? That in and of itself was asking for piling on.

Number two defense in the league. Yeah. He really sucks.

Who was that team and what did they do with my Buffalo Bills.

Coming into the game we were the NUMBER TWO DEFENSE in the league! But BF says we should fire him.

What the fug are you talking about? You just put up a thread saying we need to fire Gray. Which is it, BF? Oh, wait. You're right. What you WERE complaining about was, in fact, nothing.

Everytime I wonder if you can't be more wrong about something, you never fail to let me down. We kept Curtis Martin under 100 yards, Pennington didn't complete a pass the entire time he played in the second half and aside from the one TD play, we ruled the school and beat a 6-1 team by putting 20 points on the board and closing the deal at the end. Where you come up with this crap is beyond me.

I suspect the Fish will go down today primarily because the team is just not good enough to overcome the assssthrashing they got the other night. I'd be very surprised, though, to see Wanny thrown out in mid-season, primarily because the injuries to your team have been so significant that even Wayne Huziwhatshisname can't put it all on Wanny. Unless you know something we haven't read in the papers. I also think you're right about NE in that their current weakness, being their passing defense right now, is facing the Ram's current offensive strength.

Mmmmmm. Venison chili. Bring it on.

If I'm reading Jack Lalane power juicer threads in November of NEXT year, I'm gonna have to start killing people. No disrespect. I'm just sayin'. We're playing the fuggin' jets TOMORROW! And this is sitting on the front page of TBD. It fuggin' sucks when we suck. I'm tired of falling. I want to get better so the Jack Lalane power juicer threads of the world never get a chance to stay on the front page. I want to be able to watch ESPN Prime Time more often. I want to have confidence going into any divisional game. Sucks when your team is personified by Ed Harris in "The Abyss." All the way to the bottom you go, Virgil. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Jack Lalane power juicer.

Must...not...respond. Must...walk...away...