Speed? Speed!? PLAYOFFS!?!
Your an idiot. You have obviously never been part of the "game behind the game" as those of us who have imagined it, call it. The tee shagger. The down marker turner. The Gatorade Hydration Specialist. The little people that make the game tick...
What we need at this position is SIZE, not speed. We need someone that can stride out there, lock eyes will Bill Belichick and let him know - not today my friend, not in our house. And also, you know, get the tee and bring it back to the bench. Once we lock that down WATCH OUT AFC EAST!
As for our FB, bring back Sam Gash in his prime or I don't care.