Here you go, just about ready to send out first thing Tuesday morning!
Dear NFL,
I was watching the Bills at Pats game and couldn't believe that __________ call on ________ down! Obviously the refs completely blew the call, giving (or taking away) ________ a first down on that play.
It's clearly obvious that _____________ had (or did not have) his hands all over ____________ long before the ball was there.
In addition the Personal Foul call on _(likely Jerry Hughes)_ was completely off base! I saw __________ do the exact same thing in the __________ game and no flag was thrown. It's my belief that the Bills and specifically _(likely Jerry Hughes)_ are being targeted by NFL officials.
If these calls are not made consistently (I / my family and I / my family, friends and I) are going to stop watching football all together!
I look forward to your explanation.
Love,
BillsMafia