He can now add "Fiction Writer" to his resume.
Typically in a reimagining of current events the author gives some nods beyond just the word "Imagining" in the headline. At least give me a "I had a daydream the other day..." at the start, or end it with "...and then I woke up, safe in my bed knowing that the Bills were still worst professional sports franchise / providers of lunch EVER!"
For the sake of full transparency, I did go pick up a steak sub for lunch after reading the article, so S/O to Schopp for promoting a little business for Waf's Westside Deli...