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Article from 12/16 when he was signed by the Browns: http://www.redcuprebellion.com/2016/12/7/13876334/trae-elston-browns-sign-contract-free-agent-ole-miss-safety Ole Miss stats: http://www.olemisssports.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/trae_elston_811412.html

I do not know him. But I know that I hate him. And I blame Whaley.

Duuuuude(s) - I have a wedding that weekend! Don't worry though I've already suggested they move it to Hammer's... Can we borrow the TBDAHOT tent for the reception? I'm guessing that Hammer is an ordained minister, so we're covered there; Mead can cater with Stromboli; Kenny, Cap't Buffalo, Panco Billa, The Pinto as the bridal party. I've got it all figured out!

He's our latest version of Bill Brasky... TO BILL BRASKY!

Ugh - so we have to *read* to comprehend things? Man I hate Whaley...

Count me amongst the deplorables - and Timmy Baseball, sorry about the office nickname...

Some day I hope to be wealthy enough to buy the Soul and move them to nearby Wilmington, DE! DOUBLE TAKE THAT!

Is this thread a bump from like 5 years ago?? Regardless, I will once again advocate for the Goat Island Stadium.

Welcome to TBD where someone, will find fault with something, 100% of the time. For example, I for one am personally offended he didn't invite Da'Rick Rogers... Seriously though, classy move - get your wisdom wherever you can.

I bet you're on the low end there too... I might try to make this one, all depends on where my travels take me at that time of year and how much the tickets are going for! But I'm kinda in Cali a lot, so could be fun.

Can someone please start multiple, one-off threads, on all the people we could have drafted, but didn't? I'll get my supercomputer fired up to start looking at scenarios...

Going to join Romo in the booth. Or is it joining Murph on the radio?

Classic article - "well this, that and the other COULD happen, but none of them are, so, yeah."

Dooomed! (?)

Amen. I can only hope that my complaining on Twitter and TBD helped the cause in some, small way! Sent from my C64 Using AOL Dial-up

What the hell is a "radio"!?!

I love that in EVERY thread there is always one person that will criticize any and every move made!

Why did Marv Levy not like Eric Moulds (at first)!?

From the Twitter, Sal on the subject

That was a literal lol My takeaway - everyone at OBD but McD is an emasculated mute. Including and especially Kim!

I found this a little confusing: Whaley has become a mute, emasculated figure. He's not allowed to speak for the organization anymore -- even on the rare occasions where they used to trust him. How many times has McDermott, or anyone else in the organization spoke since the draft luncheon? Once? Maybe everyone at OBD is an emasculated mute? Please send Buddy The Wonderdog to confirm...

Laughed at that too - has there ever been a more appropriate thread title? This guy might just be a master of satire...

Tom Brady /thread

For real. Don't coaches look at / use this type of data during the season? "He's not that great out of the shotgun. I know, let's use the SHOTGUN! Fool everyone!" Let's hope that Dennison plays to Tyrod's strengths, not his weaknesses...

Playing with Brady ups your chances to win a SB pretty heavily! They won't be able to play this hardball game when he's gone and players aren't guaranteed a trip to the AFC Championship game or the SB!