Of course I know you're totally joking, but I want to make a little point to say just how awesome the people are here.
Everywhere we've travelled throughout the South Pacific, the people have been great, however the Fijians would certainly be our choice for the friendliest. (The people on Aitutaki are the funniest.)
We always try to get away from the main tourist areas whenever we travel. No resorts for us. It's easy to do in Fiji since the islands are quite a lot larger, and you can easily, truly "escape".
(We're on the island of Vanua Levu, about an hour North of Savusavu.)
Just about every single person we've passed on the street, greet us with a beaming "Bula!!". We'll be driving around in the car, and villagers will come off of their porches just to say Bula! to us. People working in the fields will greet us as we go by.
Last week we stayed at a little beach house on the water. No other houses around us for 1/2 a mile or so. Every day the locals would come over just to give us fresh coconut, Papaya, Guava, etc. Most of these people's homes are just little shacks with no running water or even electricity, but they want to make sure we're all taken care of and happy. It's absolutely lovely and is a life-lesson we will always hold on to.
We experienced the same thing last year, on our first visit here. That, and the diving, are the reasons we're back again.
This year, we packed half of a suitcase with children's clothing that we want to pass out to the villagers on our last day. That's something that I'm really looking forward to doing... passing the love right back to these beautiful people.