Patsy Troll

Because admit it. You love us. You want to be one of us. You wish you were a Patsy Troll because then you'd be a winner. And we'll always be here. ALWAYS! Until we start losing. At which point you'll see us hide away in a deep, dark, tight hole faster than Scott Peterson's cellmate's pecker.

Yes, yes, yes. You are so good at gloom and doom and never have anything positive to say that you clearly MUST be one of us. Please join us, Guestaroo, as you have all the makings of one of us. You say things that rile up the Bills fan, and they usually are words containing little more than three syllables at a time with no value whatsoever. Soon, oh so soon, we will all be victorious and laugh at all the Bills fans. That is, until we start losing, at which time we'll all disappear faster than Ricky Williams being called in for another drug test.

Yes, yes, yes. I really love the way you pretend to be a Bills fan. This is just one of the many characteristics we look for in a member of our clan. I particularly love the way you speak as though you actually have been watching the preseason games, and yet anyone who HAS watched the games clearly knows your post makes no sense at all. With such a terrific knack for creating gloom and doom with no chance for optimism at all, it's a wonder you haven't joined our camp. Soon, so soon, Foxboro Mike will be our leader and I hope he will personally extend you an invitation to join us. Just remember...our job is to piss of Bills fans and get them as upset as possible, but once our team starts to lose, we have to disappear faster than an original thought from John Kerry.

Yes, yes, yes. Use intellect. They never expect that from one us us. NEVER! You are a GENIUS and surely someday you will be our leader. Keep going. More. More. No Patsy Troll has your endurance, FB. NONE! Keep repeating yourself! Until we start losing, at which time we'll all disappear faster than a line of coke at a Quincy Carter contract signing party.