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MartyBall4Buffalo

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  1. This helps reafirm my reason for picking the ravens to be no better than 9-7. Boller is a sure bet to cost the ravens 6+ games. The worst starting quaterback in the nfl
  2. I'm not suprised. Mike Sherman is a coach that once chewed out Ahmad Caroll for playing agressive coverage in practice. No suprise to hear green bay whining about getting blitzed
  3. It's a push cause losman is esentially a rookie however I don't like chad pennington as a quaterback. While he has good accuracy would you feel comfortable with him in bad weather at the ralph with his arm? I sure as hell wouldn't. I want a qb who could throw it deep, not a qb with a noodle arm who's coming off shoulder surgery
  4. Sadly I thought of it yesterday, and hoped to be online just in time to conclude this topic, and much to my delight I was
  5. AND THE #1 THING NEVER TO DO ON A FIRST DATE...... Never show your date a list of 101 things not to do on a first date that has 123 responses and expect a 2nd date.
  6. Mcgahee runs for 3,000 yards and doesn't even break the single season Touchdown record? What a bust
  7. REAL 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS SAY ‘40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN’ MOVIE MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE Sexually-frustrated Star Trek and Star Wars virgins sue Universal, ask for restraining order Hollywood – The new movie “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” will hit theaters next week, but across America, real 40-year-old virgins say promotions for the upcoming movie make them very uncomfortable as friends and family members make comparisons to the film and remind them of the fact they’ve never gotten laid. The virgins have filed a class action lawsuit against Universal Pictures seeking unspecified damages for emotional distress. Stuart Brownfield (chat screen name: farscaperules23) is a 40-year-old virgin in Nashua, New Hampshire who filed the original lawsuit. He is hoping that the movie will bomb at the box office. “I work in an office (Office Depot) and someone saw the ad for the movie in the paper,” said Brownfield. “Then, this one guy I can’t stand in shipping turns to me and says, ‘Hey Stuart, this movie sounds like it’s right up your alley.’ Everyone started laughing. I was so devastated I couldn’t even watch the new episode of ‘Battlestar Galactica’ that night.” Actor Steve Carell plays 40-year-old virgin Andy Stitzer in the movie. Andy’s never had sex. His friends consider it their duty to help, but nothing proves effective enough until he meets Trish (Catherine Keener), a 40-year-old mother of three. “People who have seen the trailer for the movie are now calling me ‘Andy,’” said an emotional Brownfield. “People at the office know that I’ve never gotten laid, but no one really said anything until these movie trailers and posters started appearing. My life has been a nightmare. I haven’t felt this bad since ‘Episode I.’” “It’s not easy being a virgin, and I really feel for these guys,” said 42-year-old Stan Jennings of Cranston, Rhode Island. Jennings, who works at Industrial Soap Inc., finally lost his virginity last year while having sex with a prostitute who ended up giving him gonorrhea. “I am not a virgin anymore, and it feels great, although I do have some burning. However, being a former virgin, I empathize with those losers, and I think the movie should be stopped.” Star Trek and Star Wars fans who have been feuding for decades have finally found a common cause in the lawsuit. “We don’t think it’s funny to make fun of virgins, and we will use all of our powers to stop this film,” said 40year old Larry Nohan, the president of the Star Trek Milwaukee Federation. “This movie is a blatant attempt to humiliate us. Why can’t people just leave us alone with our Uhura porn and stop judging us?” Lou Peters, a 39-year-old virgin and Star Wars fan from San Diego who lives with his parents, considers himself lucky. “I’m so glad I’m still 39,” said Peters who wears a Stormtrooper costume on weekends while playing the “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith” videogame online. “One year old older and I would be the laughing stock of my neighborhood.” http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2005...-uncomfortable/ p.s I'm not sure if this is a sattire site or real I just thought it was amusing
  8. The thing with Mcgahee is the injury concern will always be there, however like a previous poster pointed out it's offset by his td per game average 1.45 tds per game. I'm sure Raven fans get stressed out everytime they see jamal lewis run post surgery as well as colts fans with edge. Willis is Willis and Ya'll gonna see him in a minute.... ya'll gonna see him in a minute!
  9. Where's The Todd Collins/Alex Van Pelt option?
  10. 44. Never go to pick up your date and when she gets to the door tell her "Oh... you're wearing that? "
  11. 48. If your date is wearing perfume or body spray or even smells like she didn't shower in 3 months never say "Something smells funny"
  12. wow just wow what do people want out of him. He had 88 receptions for 1000+ yards on a team that attempted the 26th fewest passes in the nfl. If that's "bad" play I'll take it anyday of the week.
  13. #72 take her to a resturante and as she's eating make a concerned face and tell her "maybe you shouldn't eat that you're getting a little big in the hips"
  14. 85. If you happen to get lucky after or during the act of sex never utter the phraze "Don't worry there's no need to panic"
  15. 93. Never ask her who she thinks is better Kirk or Picard and hold her answer against her.
  16. 96. Compare her to your ex gf all night telling her how much she reminds you of her, and what she would do in certain situations.
  17. Given that he's a rookie it's still nowhere near as bad as when Vinny Interceptaverde did that last season in a monday night game.
  18. Where's Kevin Everett? I know he's on the pup list but there's no way he's not on the team. Unless People on pup don't count towards the 53 man roster I'm not sure. I'd replace Geisinger with Mcfarland. I'd replace Drew Hadad with Josh Reed, Ritzman with Gause, I'd knock off leonhard at safety and add Liam Ezekiel to lb, other than that I pretty much agree with your roster.
  19. actually I kind of liked the huddle show yesterday it was a change of pace, and while they didn't show everything, they show enough to see how certain people were doing, I think it was well done and fun to watch. I was just pointing out the time the game can be seen it's entirety at 10am on Monday, but for tonight I will be watching NFL Huddle.
  20. I think wishing someone to drown is a tad extreme, for all the cockiness that TO posesses at least he's not out there beating up his wife and or gf stabbing someone, smoking pot or using other illegal narcotics. He's super confident in his ability to play football, and he's damn good at what he does, I'd still take him on my team anyday. The pay stuff is not my issue, and people still blow that way out of proportion as well. Yes Owens was signed for 7 years 49 million, However anyone with an iota of common sense realizes Owens will never see all 7 years and 49 million of that contract. Philly signed Owens for the sole purpose of getting to and winning a superbowl. Owens is worried about getting cut by Philly after this season, and never seeing even half of the money his contract specifies. Yes I realize he still makes more money than any of us, and he should just honor it, but in terms of current nfl wr's Owens is not even among the top 10 highest paid, which he should be. Yes even owens admits "HE LOVES ME SOME ME" but it's hardly a reason to wish someone to drown and far from being the biggest !@#$ in the national football league.
  21. I don't remember exaxctaly when pennington got injured what preseason week it was, but he didn't come back till week 8 of that season.
  22. Or you could watch bills/colts in it's entirety at 10am on Monday
  23. Oh damn the immobile one and Travis Henry are gone how oh how will the bills replace 183 passing yards 1.3 tds per game and 1 int per game, and pouting on the bench from our backup rb. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOMED I TELL YOU DOOMED!!! Good thing we have our relatively young defense...... oh wait
  24. so does this offically make this draft the worst draft in the tom donahoe era?
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