DOOOOMED!

HOW dare you take that attitude with my children! Shame on you! Go play in the petunias with all the other Pollyanna Pansies! Gambler (and my other fine young children), don't listen to these people. They are mean, mean people trying to raise your hopes about your favorite team. Don't believe them, or you might feel disappointment when they do fail (AND THEY WILL!!!!). I mean, you'll feel disappointment anyway, but won't it feel good to be able to link back to this thread and say "AHA! I told you so!!!!!" That year spent being miserable about the Bills' chances will melt away with the glow of being right about it. Remember, my children, there is only one future...

AMEN!

There are folks in Seattle who are glad you are not their GM, I'm sure... Oh, please, if the guy actually talks to WGR-55 when he gets off the plane, it's clear that he is a complete loser and will never work as a coach. Hopefully the press conference will be to announce his resignation...otherwise we are, well, you know... What's my name, boys and girls? I can't hear you....

The new coach has yet to even step up to the podium, and already I hear you crying my name louder than ever before...I just don't know what to say, this is such a touching moment.... And I was worried that I had no family here after Rudy's departure...how wrong I was....I can feel the love my children, and I will embrace it this entire off-season... Has anyone found out Jauron's hotel room so we can give him a proper Buffalo welcome by putting a "Vacancy" sign on the door? My eyes are getting misty....NavyBillsFan, can you pass me a Kleenex, please?

*sniff* You love me! You really love me! I'm so proud of each and every one of you!

What did you do to my poor son Rudy? Are you looking to take his place?

Don't worry Rudy, I've got your back. I'll be all over the littlest bit of Bills news (or lack) with a heaping helpin' of "The Dark Cloud." Go have fun...that defendent is....well, you know....

Rudy, my son, why so positive? 7-9? I'm going to have to take you over my knee for such sacrilege. Shame on you. I hope you took your umbrella and rubbers to school. There's supposed to be a pretty heavy sky-fall today.

Rudy, my boy, I've missed you....

The prodigal son has returned! I have missed you, my boy!