BF_in_Indiana

Nope he sure didn't.

Darin if you don't care you shouldn't respond would be my guess. I think what it is, the Yankees fans don't like someone pissing in thier Kool Aid. We have Rosened your party and I don't think you like the fact that deep down you KNOW the Cardinals are going to take your team behind the woodshed and beat the hell out of them.

No, Billy just died drunk in a pickup truck.

I'm uniting the Red Sox and Yankees fans???

Actually if you knew the history of your manager you would know why that's there. That was no typo.

Yep he died. Just like Thurman Munson and that drunk Billy Martin.

You would have to ask him Rich.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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You won't be able to stop begging soon either. Maybe I should send you a conversion form just in case????

We have fans all over the country. When I went to Cincy and watched us trash the Reds this summer the stadium was half filled with Cardinals fans. After we smash the Yankees the fans of NY will be begging to jump on our wagon.

Hey don't hate the player people, hate the game. I can understand the jealousy of Yankees fans and Braves fans. We have the most wins in baseball, the best lineup in baseball, the best pitching in baseball, the best fans in baseball, the best groundskeepers in baseball, the best hotdog vendors in baseball, the best parking lot attendants in baseball, the best stadium in baseball, and most of all we are going to win it all this year.......... So yes I can understand the jealousy.

I'm so great I speak of myself in third person. I just thought the quote was SO GOOD that I had to put it there.

Last time I checked I wasn't your boy........ If the Yankees want some of us they better find a way out of the AL. If they don't we will give the beating reserved for them to the Sox or the Twins. It doesn't much matter to me.

LOL!!!! Good one Beer

It doesn't matter. You might beat the Twins, you might even beat the Red Sox, but once you face the Cardinals prepare for a bitter and embarrassing beating the likes of NY fans have NEVER seen.

I'm not cocky, just telling it the way it is. If the Yankees want their beating they better find a way to get by the Twins. If not we will have to extend 1918 for the Sox.

In the immortal words of Elvis........Thank you, thank you very much.

Sounds like the Mets have a huge problem to me. Those names are all hogwash to me.......hogwash.

LOL Pete. I don't even post much about football. It's not really worth it most of the time.

The truth hurts doesn't it???

Now I don't agree with that. Just because I B word after a loss doesn't make me obnoxious. Just makes me part of the crowd.

Actually thanks. If I have surpassed all the Yankees fans in that category I can honestly say my work is complete. If I have managed to annoy one Yankees fan today, that is a good thing. You know what, I don't plan on making excuses if we lose in the playoffs. The NBA I will always hold the same opinion however, which is that small market teams get hosed by the refs. So if we somehow by some miracle lose I will congratulate whoever wins and wait for next year.

I thank Walt Jocketty. He's the man that got this roster put together that is going to win the first World Series in St. Louis since 1982.

You have to admit, I'm not shy about my team huh?