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At least Booby Brown was a thug, Chris Brown is just a whiny lil B word that was out of his league. That said, neither Chris or Rihanna has an ounce of talent between them,

Jeebus, if this is illegal, I can say out of the 5,000 or so posts I have made here, that maybe 1500 were on legal lines. That said, maybe I shouldn't have been downloading porn off of the neighbor's connection? Then again, is downloadin Bree Olsen (NSFW) a crime?

speaking of scientologists, Comedy Central just played the death of Chef episode where they paralleled the Scientologists to a bunch of pedophiles.

bump?

well it could be cuz the crack mayor slashed the police budget some more

First Gentlemen Taylor can't catch a break today. I am actually thinking that this is one of the funnier seasons. I want to see Dubaku kill the crippled sister. I do have to say that Jack killing Vossler was cool, but not his greatest. I am waiting for Walker to snap also, and go on her own killing frenzy.

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http://www.bangcartoon.com/2008/postgameplats.htm love the Warner Angle

i dunno, but who da funk sez "Buff-low" ? I mean I lived in Erie/Genesee Counties for the vast majority of my life, and don't recall anyone saying "Buff-low." I have heard my students down here in ATL say that, but not back home.

dude, Philly drafted Kevin Kolb in the second round not too long ago. They aren't going to go for Sanchez.

Info not available to me at the moment. For a clean cut case like this, the kid should be stoned by the family in Rich Stadium on PPV. I am for execution in the obvious cases, where the scumbag did it. This sh--head at the least should be sterilized so he cannot contaminate society with his defective genetic material.

he is now the anchor

damn. beat me to it. Those are some racist titties, that no black dong will be able to conquer

Little update, I called back up to Brockport, where Tony and I know some of the same people. From our old boss, he was relaying to me that he was able move his legs a little and give a thumbs up to his best friend, but is still a long way away from being back to normal.

I thought he was one of the more enjoyable characters in the earlier seasons aside from jack and palmer

oh my !@#$ing god... that cop is a college buddy of mine. I am glad you posted that. Tony is by far, one of the most standup people i have ever met, and worked with. This is an absolute travesty, and that kid should get at least 20 years for being a piece of sh--

could be, could be just from bulking up a bit. But yeah, I noticed it as well

i hate to do quote myself, but that was the funniest ending to a 24 episode yet. Dubaku doesn't !@#$ around, he just goes for the waitresses

Funke's brother is a former teacher and co-worker of mine, and he would make some great Freudian slips, and semi-lewd jokes like that.