Maybe thats why we're cursed
For me, I had a 1988 division champs shirt that stretched with me for a good 8 years. I had that shirt from age 4 to 12. If that isn't impressive I don't know what is (considering I grew 18 inches and 55 pounds in that time)
Current alive shirts:
2002: Scooby Doo hitting on a joint, with the rest of the gang watching, with the lettering "Pass the Doobie, Scooby". I tiedyed the shirt and is one of my favorite party shirts.
2004: System of a Down shirt with two scantily clad women embracing each other while wear bush and saddam halloween masks