Andy Rooney

Sure looks like the Giants have what it takes. I wouldnt be surprised if they swept the Rangers. I cant get that song out of my head now!!

fixed

Pretty Cool video from last nights game.

I didnt know Cindy Sheehan had a TV show. How about that, learn something new everyday!!

What was you prediction 20 years ago? And how did that one turn out?

Mel Brook's " Young Frankenstien"

It used to be so much fun watching that/those Bills team play.

I have saggy Tat's

ANDY ROONEY ON SEX---What I have Learned.. 1. When I was born, I was given a choice, a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..." 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. 6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. 7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly. 8. Virginity can be cured. 9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity. 10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. 13. Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under. 14.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing. 15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't. 16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes. 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

Your're a boob. Call a cab.

Clitious, was the best Olympioin that I ever saw. We're talkin years here folks. dib's avatars would better reflect the view...........

I didnt want them, but I have them.

geeeeeeeessssh

I'll be there.

That, and CG wants him.

Sorry. Martz should really jump start this offence with Trent at the helm. Not sure about Herm though.

Cold does not bother me much any more. To old.

belinda

Did you ever wonder why you're not very good at that? CAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME!!!

Dorothy Gale is swept away to a magical land in a tornado and embarks on a quest to see the Wizard who can help her return home. Gone with the wind.

Peace Prize? He just dropped a bomb on the Moon for Gods sake. Starting a war with another Planet is not a really good idea when you've just won the Nobel Peace prize.

Horse & Buggy.

That 7 of you idiots think this election is legit says so much. Freakin idiots.

Bold Fresh ideas!! I love it Obama!! http://www.cqpolitics.com/wmspage.cfm?docI...ws-000003138156 http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/articl...qvR52wD98N0K6O1

I post from Katie Couric's panties. She says my eye brows tickle her.