I’ll toss out one. It’s been a long day. The TD song.
(IF I Only had a Brain-Wizard of OZ)
Instead of quick the line is fatter, it really doesn’t matter
It comes out all the same
I could be an institution, with a football team that’s ruined
If I only had a brain.
I fooled Buffalo with Bledsoe, It worked then and I said so
they bought it, pretty lame
It went well for 16 quarters, fans are chomping at the borders
Man we need to win a game
Well I think they are unhappy, I might not make next draft day
Oh, that’s right…I feel the pain
I guess we really need to win one, how the hell do I produce one
If I only had a brain.
Hand it off to Travis Henry, he’s a stud so do they do tell me
Where’s he going! What a shame
The block was to the weak side and he tripped up on the strong side
If he only had a brain
Back on defense London Fletcher, a name we all remember
Took the head off the Q-B
Problem was the whistle blew then, and instead of fourth and two then
Now they have a first and three.
Well Ralph has given me some money, when we talk I call him Honey
It all stays just the same
I will keep on big name has beens and neglect offensive lineman
‘cause I really got a brain.