How about "Beat the Reaper"
You are injected with steadily worse diseases and you have to perform stunts in order to get the antidote.
Oh, I'm so, so sorry you fell off the tree stand onto the bungee cord...
You have......Bubonic Plague!"
Let's have a hand for Jim Benowzawicz, from Kansas City everybody...
Next up, a Librarian from Chicago who likes to groom poodles in her sparetime, meet Claudia Springformer!"