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I picture the pins as bunnies, kitties, and baby seals. Oh, and little puppies that just love to lick your face. Good for a 260.

Cut him. Gone. Lucky to get a bag of balls and some used practice bats. Take Billy Buffalo with you. I don't know who he hit, didn't catch the number, but that one stiff arm was awesome. The other guy went ass end over tea kettle off a stiff arm. Good as a block, if not better. They may be the Browns, but they are pro football players. I personally wouldn't want to be hit by any of them. That kid has some upper body strength.

You can't spell works. Cut him. Gone. Dead weight. And the teacher who taught you to spell that way. Cut. Gone. I also agree. A fair catch at the 10 is a fair catch at the 10. 99 times out of a hundred, the worst you get is the ball at the 10. Clements can break one at any given time. The Bills have an offense now good enough to pick up a few yards. The defense speaks for itself. Fair catch at the three? No. Ten? Just don't run backwards.

As one semi-serious post in my Ice appreciation rant, I like the way Moulds was the focus early. Upset for awhile, then saw the genius. Finally realized it was on purpose to open Evans up. Sure glad Clements is staying.

Lawyers? What did Milloy give us today? Cut him. Dead weight. Gone. You see what Moulds dropped today? Trade him for a third round. Gone.

You have to get into a theme and a rythm. It's all about rythm. Quit being intellectual about it. Thinking never stopped Ice.

Cut them. All of them. Blue water runs out WAY too early. Can't ever win a Super Bowl without plenty of blue water. Dead weight. Gone.

I'd like to see another replay, but to me, it looked like Willis bent low and as you said, hesitated a blink. I think Drew expected his stance to be a few inches higher. Bledsoe, as most QB's, expect the RB to be in a certain position to take the handoff. Willis was already into his run. I wouldn't worry about it. The guy has what, six games? Pretty minor transgression for essentially a rookie. Oh, forgot. Cut both of them.

The ball sucks. Cut him. Gone.

That's an interesting point. Do they even HAVE a rule for that? And who says the Refs never give the Bills a break. I saw the illegal touch, walked off, went outside had a smoke, stopped by the men's room on the way back-and they were STILL talking about it.

Cut him. Dead weight. Dragging "us" down. Hell, cut "us" too.

We'll NEVER win a Super Bowl with TV. Cut him. Gone. Dead weight. Start radio. But only radio with tubes. Sattlelite? Cut him. Bench NASA.

10 yard line sucks. Cut it. We don't need no stinkin' 10 yard line. Next year? Gone. Dead weight.

Just a parody on Darin's football LAMPs. He's in a bar sitting between a hung over polar bear and Nanook the Eskimo drinking at 6 in the morning in order to watch a game. Credibility? Sheesh. Oh...cut the polar bear. He never gets his shoulders right, and his footwork sucks. Cut him.

And Billy Buffalo. How can any team ever win a Super Bowl with a mascot called Billy Buffalo? Cut him too. And what's with the Santa suits on the Jills? Christmas is illegal. Cut them too.

Bledsoe suited up. Cut him. Bledsoe sucks. Win or lose, it's on him. Ain't no "Drew" in team. Willis didn't score four. Cut him. He didn't handle that handoff too well, did he? Nate fumbled a punt. Cut April. Screw it, cut all of them. Defense allowed 20 yards entire game. Cut them all. Shouldn't allow any. Should have had 21 defensive points. Cut them all.

Wow. I was going to give that too, except the bills score once on defense, no trick plays. Save them for Cincy and Pit.

Make sure you update it in about 18 years.

That got me to thinking about personalized elmos for a few people I know. I don't think I can post what they say, though.

Didn't you get the memo?

That'll get a lot of mileage at Easter.

His check for the bridge was good, though.

BuddaBing... Quip of the day.

I thought DC Tom was "jerk of the board"? Is there supposed to be a "jerk off" or something? I hardly ever get copied on the memos anymore.

You'll have to get up and get to beat the masters.