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dib

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  1. My doctor said I was overweight so I told him I wanted a second opinion, he said: "You're ugly too"
  2. you'll make someone a good wife someday
  3. remind me not to move to North Dakota
  4. Prosecuters suggest that in the case of Momma Cass Eliot, there was a second sandwich.
  5. Good thing we're pouring all that time, money, and blood into Iraq to preserve their way of life.
  6. teachers=police except police get to shoot back.
  7. You know, it was a series of books first. The Hobbit comes out as a movie (also a book first) in 292 days
  8. Did they spot any Klingons around Uranus?
  9. but then you kidnap and rob someone at gunpoint and get sent to prison
  10. she looks like she's been chasing parked cars
  11. is special ed ejaculate also called 'crazy foam'? anyone remember crazy foam?
  12. living in habana norte where the humidity is usually about 1000%, good pizza and good bread is hard to find. However my wife makes her own pizza and a killer seafood pizza, and a chicken wing pizza
  13. can you say global climate change? malaria, west nile virus anyone?
  14. did you ever kiss your honey when her nose was cold and runny? You think it's funny but it's snot.
  15. with such a small outfit how does she hide her testicles
  16. Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner.
  17. you have to be careful what you say because God might hear....."Oh God Oh Baby"
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