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  1. dib
    there were some issues about the location of the gas tank and possible fires resulting from rear end collisions
  2. dib
    Man goes to the Dr to find out why his penis is turning orange. Doc says: "Have you been doing anything unusual lately?" Man replies: "Just eating cheetohs and watching porn" Little girl getting her first haircut while eating a twinkie. Barber says" You're going to get hair on your twinkie" The little girl replies" And I'm going to get T*ts too"
  3. dib
    But if Americans get big enough they will provide shade.
  4. dib
    If you look carefully at the recent episodes you will see a Darth Vader mug to the right of Sheldon's computer, I sent it to them.
  5. dib
    I was going to get up and go to the bathroom but now I cant.
  6. dib
    Thanks all, I knew I could depend on you.
  7. dib
    Wait until they leave for college.
  8. dib
    Kid has enablers for parents, it will only get worse. Mommy and Daddy will fix it.
  9. dib
    'm researching in ground pool cleaners but I thought I'd start with those of you with boots on the ground so to speak. Anyone have any sugggestions regarding make/model?
  10. dib
    Odd, havent seen any Panthers paraphenalia down here all day.
  11. dib
    she must work for the IRS
  12. dib
    gives porker a whole new meaning
  13. dib
    The solution is to perform an exorcism.
  14. dib
    nice job, it's not easy raising children in this day and age.
  15. dib
    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
  16. dib
    It's popular down here for people to go to shooting ranges, rent pistols, then shoot themselves.
  17. dib
    Could be worse, she could be a Gator.
  18. dib
    I wonder if after his parents paid the bill they left a tip.
  19. dib
    Or after contact is made. Was it Hawkings who said something to the effect of: "Look how things turned out for the Indians after Columbus landed."
  20. dib
    I live north of Miami Dade county. I see aliens all the time.
  21. dib
    basically tax time is BOHICA bend over, here it comes again I'm all for them as long as everyone pays their fair share.
  22. dib
    I'd like to meet some of the people that H and R Block claims get an average of 1000$ back on their return. At least congress stepped up and repealed the Buffett tax. God forbid everyone should pay their fair share. Say, who backs these congressmen anyway?
  23. dib
    the amount of material that was burned/buried/destroyed at the end of WW2 is mind boggling. There are still rumors of thousands of M-1's packed in cosmoline and hidden through-out Europe
  24. dib
    I'll make it to 85. Ah, 2 more years. Just kidding
  25. dib
    Ever hear of 'Metal Storm'? Makes that look slow
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