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dib

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  1. I would not sully a Christmas Carol with anything Bills.
  2. I went to the Doctor because my p*nis had turned orange. He asked if I had been doing anything different, and I said "No, just eating cheetohs and watching porn."
  3. I turned the game off, but kept checking back to see how things weere going. Kind of like passing a car wreck, morbid curiosity
  4. I hope the shooter rots in hell. I worry that this kind of event is only the tip of the iceberg
  5. When do they show Battleground? That takes place during Christmas.
  6. I'm sure she was completely unaware something like that could possibly happen. Damn rectangles
  7. My unabiding respect and admiration for the Greatest Generation.
  8. How do you make a venetian blind? Poke him in the eyes.
  9. Dumb@ss newscaster said it was the 70th anniversary of Pearl Harbor
  10. A date which will live in Infamy.
  11. Aliens? All I have to do is go to Dade county. What?
  12. If they question you say: "At least it's not a bomb."
  13. Ive had plastic surgery but it was to repair post skin cancer surgery
  14. I could do a lot of good with that money. I could do some bad too.
  15. Lucky 13 year old. He must be hung like a Moose.
  16. My Vaio shut down in the middle of a session, when I try to restart (even plugged in) I get a brief screen of the logo then nothing but a flashing cursor in the upper left screen. Researching if it's the battery but it should run if plugged in right?
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