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I send my daughter Valentines flowers at work. I send them to my wife as well. It's well worth the effort.

40 times? In a row?

It's 'global climate change' its going to be about 80 here today

Does it come with ghosts?

I kind of like the sheriff sniper too.

Believe me, they wont let this go.

no

My daughter and her fiancee' were delayed (by SW) getting to their connection in Houston. Subsequently they missed their flight to Oklahoma City. They were told there were no more flights to OK City. They had to rent a car and drive 8 hours to get home. SW didnt offer so much as a toothbrush. They were told, basically "Hey, you decided to get on the airplane in Ft. Lauderdale- tough cookies" Great customer service. You may want to consider this situation in your future travel plans.

They lost to the Panthers and the Panthers are crap.

its going to take the mortician a week to get the smile off of his face

should have worn his iso toner

got him an illegitimate daughter. She's 7, named Chloe,

they better not have children in less than 9 months. wait. what?

There's this thing called rebounds. If you shoot sometimes the puck bounces out and you can shoot again and score.

Where'd the chipmunk cheeks come from?

He played this year?

I was in Coral Gables, Florida. bwahahahahahaha

It's like being a Senator, or member of Congress

It's sad when it gets to the point of:"Uh-Oh bad guys are up 2-1, game over."

class with a capital 'A'

Lucy should have let him kick the football.

We'd better alert Ripley, the Queen is back

Guns dont kill people,bubbles kill people.

I guess Tiger wasnt satisfied with a hole in one.

Sabres are on NBC on Sunday