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Who's the U-Boat commander?

We had our kitchen re-done by Lowes. It took a year, and we had to call in a plumber to fix the Rube Goldberg plumbing job they did under the sink. The best day was when one of the Lowes crew showed up with his Home Depot name tag on.

I'd have to break it into 'Holidays' 4th of July: The Patriot/Drums Along the Mohawk Halloween: War of the Worlds (1954), Hocus Pocus, The Thing (1950's version) It's the great pumpkin charlie brown Christmas: White Christmas, Christmas vacation, (Is Charlie Brown Christmas a "movie") Of course while D-Day isn't a holiday, I must watch: Saving Private Ryan, The Longest Day, and Day of Days from Band of Brothers

My Dad: China Burma India theater My Uncle: Normandy My father in law: Pacific theater Korea Vietnam

It's a French train. It only runs in reverse.

It's not like losing a member of the family, it is losing a member of the family

I feel your pain, my wife wont go in the pool till the water temp is about 90

bastage- you beat me to it. I was going to say: In other news cucumber sales are up 25%

the perp better clam up

No, good God, no.

It's important to keep yourself safe from butts

What's the mystery? He was a Gator.

congratulations Mr and Mrs Mead. congratulations Mr and Mrs Mead.

I wonder how he'd feel playing for Kansas City.

she looks like she ate at least one of them

Thats precisely why I stopped.

Ah, Free Seafood University. With their starting QB Jameis "teflon" Winston

I laughed out loud when I heard the pick. Henderson was suspended a number of games when he was with the Canes

Will R2D2 and C3PO play themselves again?

That's the spirit!

The news here this morning said the execution was 'horribly botched'. Wait, he's dead right? So TADA! success! I wonder how much the woman suffered that he buried alive. P.O.S.

I didnt think ghosts could have sex because they have 'hollow-weenies' I'll be here all week tip the waitress

I cant tell you the last time I had an OV. My wife ordered some sponge candy for me for Easter Sunday. I think I'll keep her.

My wife makes them, here's her recipe (with a kaiser roll) mix cornstarch and water put on the top to stick the seeds and salt. wrap in foil and bake for 15minutes I use horse radish, and gravy, with a dill pickle

The Jills have a swimsuit calendar? Who Knew?