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Well I for one am glad that I left the majority of my shutters up.

Saw it. 6 days seven nights meets Jurassic park, meets Gilligan's Island, meets the lost continent.

Miami is a sports whore- always looking for the quick one guy fix. I predict jordan will make a great hullabaloo about joining the heat and then all of a sudden, after the jump in ticket sales, will retire again for one reason or another.

Maybe he spends too much time with his maps. What?

Speaking of urban legends, this 'message' has been around forever.

I cant review my DVD because it joined the Jax game in the trash

Why did he shoot it? Why didnt he just spank the monkey? What?

No bologna. well that tears it. I'm not coming up for a game. Next thing you know they wont allow the Bills long passes or touchdowns.

The Dolfelons are 'marginally better' than the Bills and are expected to at least split with them this year. This is based on the fact that both teams are 0-2 on the season.

that's it I'm joining SETI. Isnt he that Egyptian guy? What?

oral enemas. Oral enema? Wait a minute......... I'm due for one also. Glad to see my imagination has been running wild.

I think I hurt myself

I've got a Captain Midnight decoder ring- how 'bout me?

You should the whining down here. The Felons are all complaining about the crappy O-line, the bad draft picks, their unfortunate injuries and a lack of a quaterback. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey that sounds familiar. Besides which they already believe that their season is in the dumper and no one will be going to the games. If things weren't so sh!tty in the Nickle city I'd really be enjoying the whining here.

I dont like bush. Shaven, not furred. What?

I cant tell you how many times I've said the same thing. Yet here I am again.

We're 1 play away from being 1-1, and *2* plays away from being 2-0. Speaking of which, did you see that J-Ville stole another game yesterday from the Broncos? I guess it is better to be lucky than good.

I think some of us have earned the right to b*tch.

The Dolfelons are cr@pping themselves over this game. They consider it a must win. I'll tell you what gentle readers if they lose this one the wheels come off of the wagon. On the other hand if they squeek one out with a last minute 75 yard field goal it'll be "We're going to the superbowl!" "

I still have hockey. I can watch my son play. These kids play because they love the sport.

Its my fault, I was going to take down the shutters today. She must have heard. B#tch.

I know people that have had Durangos and couldnt wait to get rid of them. I own a Jeep Cherokee Grand Laredo and when this one goes I'll buy another. I dont know if it will fit your seating requirements but if it's safety you're interested in, the thing is built like a tank.

I think bikinis are sexist and degrading. They shouldnt wear them. Or anything else. and it should be cold. What?

Do you have a sister? Can I bang her?