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  1. dib
    Damn I just hate it when my jock strap slides to one side!
  2. dib
    What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? (muffled) help- thump thump thump- help, let me out.......
  3. dib
    Gee I didnt realize that you werent allowed a sense of humor at Christmas. Had I known that you were the only one that was ever (to be eventually) deployed overseas, which is odd given the manpower shortage, or the only one with relatives overseas I would have been more introspective. So, Merry Christmas you sanctimonious S.O.B.
  4. dib
    and Kwanza Karols, dont forget kwanza Karols.
  5. dib
    Damn!, I better get my kwanza cards mailed soon!
  6. dib
    Yeah, enough of this happy holidays crap. Merry Christmas.
  7. dib
    the stadium lights were out. That was you?
  8. dib
    Perfect scenario for the week-end. Demi Moore and Pam Anderson show up at my door in white tank tops and it's cold. After several hours of lust and debauchery they ask if they can come back again.
  9. dib
    Pitt breathes sigh of relief.
  10. dib
    He doesnt have to, he can hire someone else to do it for him
  11. dib
    Can I do it until I need glasses?
  12. dib
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
  13. dib
    Schobel versus Schobel. I wonder how hard they'll go at it if the line up over each other Sunday.
  14. dib
    If you look closely you can see Rommel sending troops across the river on rubber rafts.
  15. dib
    So the girl that got to go on European tour as a graduation present is going to teach at E.W.S.C.F.P.C.S.H.S. Bull Caa Caa.
  16. dib
    Steve- has your avatar ever knocked herself out?
  17. dib
    I rank bad days as 'duck days'. In other words the number of ducks I would like to run over on the way home from work. I.E.- "It's a 4 duck day"
  18. dib
    Let me rub you so you dont get frostbite.
  19. dib
    I'd like to see the Raider Cheerleaders in white lycra on a cold day.
  20. dib
    "Life is too short to leave meat on the bone." I like it.
  21. dib
    The older I get, the better I was. Now, I play catch with my son, and act as goalie for his hockey practice. I'm known as "The Glove"
  22. dib
    and the asshats are wearing gear suited for arctic survival. The weatherman even used the term "wind chill" I've got your wind chill right here buddy.
  23. dib
    I think he had about 12 million reasons. Plus- non-conference schedule. Your own personal TV network You probably go to a bowl if your team at least has a temperature.
  24. dib
    I hope you're not refering to his wife and unborn child. In a world where justice is so seldom served people want to see the system work and justice meted out.
  25. dib
    Do you know if there are any plans to release the entire trilogy in an extended format instead of getting them piecemeal?
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