He may not be Hugh Hefner, but he is Hugh Heffer.
Of course I have heard if you pound beef it makes it more tender.
If he was doing sheep someday he'd have to ansewr the question " Are you my Da-a-a-a-a-addy?"
Suicidal wings.....
My mouth has bandages on it because those Wings were so hot last night...
If you think your mouth has bandages wait until you take (leave) a dump.
Shortly after the 9/11 terrorist attack, an editorial appeared in my local paper. It gist of it was- No more hyphens. No more African-American, Cuban-American, whatever-American.
Simply American.
I wish we could adopt this mind set.
It's a business. He's a mercenary. Can you see him at the end of his contract saying: "Gee no thanks boys, I'm going to turn down that juicy raise because I do so love it here in Buffalo."
He's pissed because it was done to him before he could have done it to Buffalo.
#23. This is what it could have been this year without egos. Kenny would step in and the Offense wouldnt miss a beat. There were times I didnt realize Thurman wasnt in the game
This (oral sex) is more common in schools than you would like to believe. The thinking is, that it's not really 'sex' per se since their isnt any penetration. (Sound familiar Bill?) On the other hand it isnt uncommon to see girls on school grounds that are 8-9 months pregnant. The schools however are not allowed to teach birth control.
Thats right , if you're too damn stupid to learn to read and write, expand your vocabulary and learn how to spell, let something else do it for you.
How's that for a run-on sentence?
The picture makes this guy look like he's from the planet Zantar.
He wants to dress like a soldier- Let him be one. Send him to Iraq, or to the 'Stans. Let him serve as an organic mine detector.