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call it 6 degrees of Rix. btw the last time Miami lost to Vanderbilt was: 1947 and 1958. But LaDairis is correct on one pt. Vandy is consistently bad.

and the SEC OWNS the U... Bama in 1992 UT in 1986 LSU last year CRUSHED, CHOPPED and SNORTED when forced to play outside of that patsy Big East and ACC... 666814[/snapback] Check the record against the Gators, they're supposed to be a hot sh-- SEC team. Miami no longer plays in the Big East conference. If the Vanderbilt Commodes are in the SEC how tough can it be? Barring the LSU abberation, you have to go back between 14 and 20 years to come up with significant SEC victories? What kind of SAT scores do the Commode athletes have? 4.5, 4.3 ? Oh wait those are 40 times, they supercede SAT scores anywhere in the nation.

Lately, it's the only SEC to beat Miami, LaDairis. I wasnt aware they played in Baton Rouge (in LSU) I'm sure the atheletes at your school (Or Lady of Perpetual Motion High School) are all Rhodes Scholars. The fact remains the Canes have 5 national championships and contiune to stock the NFL. If you get a chance, tune your rabbit ears to the NFL channel and watch 'Men Of Miami'. BTW say hello to your sister LaShaquinta.

We can put detectuv right at the top of the list.

And, yeah, the first place team was their arch rival - the Caines - with FOUR, including Everett at TE (12) and Roscoe at WR (10). Where did you place on the test? It's spelled "Canes" As in Hurricanes, not "Caines" as in "you have the IQ of a festering sore".

If Buffalo drafts Rix they'll have to also draft some of the Hurricanes secondary. They were his best recievers.

Little girl goes to the barber, as she is getting her hair cut she is eating a twinkie. Barber says "You're going to get hair on your twinkie." The little girl replies: "Yep and I'm gonna get breasts too."

Just gave me an idea for a sign: Flyers hockey- no action during periods.

or only if you're 12

It's not nice to talk about our elected officials this way.

The Amish are way ahead of their time.

blow up this photo http://www.devilsrule.com/pics/showpic.php...rs/Fans-Hug.jpg substitute: "Philly- City of brotherly lovers" Or just us the phrase.

I hear Toronto might get a hockey franchise next year.

Class, with a capital 'A' From a city that is vermin filled and graffitti covered. A city where their claim to fame is a sandwich made from low grade meat and cheese-whiz (lets hope that's the only kind of whiz in it). A city where people leave and have to go to New Jersey for some arts and entertainment. The same city that had a statue of Rocky Balboa erected (he's a movie character numb nuts you might as well have had a statue erected to bugs bunny). I've seen Philly from the air, it looks a lot like Berlin in 1945. Nice colors for your team, it's a shame you're not supposed to wear them after Halloween. and, last, Your car horn 'beeps' ? What kind of kitty clown car do you drive? I'm just warming up.

i think i need to go to flyerphans.com

so sparky, when do you get your seeing eye dog.

In further amazing discoveries- the Earth travels around the sun.

someone named 'dolfinfan' is the high bidder so far? http://cgi.ebay.com/4-BUFFALO-SABRES-PLAYO...1QQcmdZViewItem

Tom Cruise eats meatball subs.

OK. Where? How? Who?

I think your wife is trying to tell you she wants a threesome with two gay cowboys.

Dont insult the stooges.

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. W. C. Fields Or you could simply write: "W.C. Fields was right"

WGR has stopped streaming on the internet?

Had to pay for the Doctor's visit didnt you?