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dib

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  1. why was she towed in the first place? More entitlement? They should fire her @ss.
  2. How could you not notice the implantation?
  3. I am old. Sooooooooooooooo old wooden slat seats
  4. Season finale of Justified last night. Everything getting hazy............and dark.......
  5. she has dead eyes
  6. cant be a beaver, its got fur
  7. 15 years later and they still cant cover
  8. very undisciplined team
  9. its not the screw that im worried about, its the portion that you screw into. I wonder if duct tape will be weather proof
  10. lefty loosey, righty tighty. cant drill it out i have to reuse the screw to close the glass front on the safety light.
  11. Ok get it out of your system. I'm trying to get a screw out of a security light so I can replace the bulb. I've tried liquid wrench, wd-40 and the friggin thing is immovable. It's mounted on the corner of the house so my options are limited. Any reasonable,realistic suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
  12. Whats with the Tutankhamen head?
  13. try this on a grill-skewer extra large shrimp, peeled, with the tails left on, wrap them in bacon. Mix some teds with your favorite barbecue sauce and baste the shrimp/bacon while they're on the grill. you're welcome.
  14. Went to BK once and ordered a burger. They said "we're out of burgers" I replied "Arent you Burger KING?!"
  15. its only fair, enough chickens have been choked
  16. The fighting politically correct
  17. OK then, amputees, prosthetic limbs. Deformities.
  18. Well then, what about zits, boils, bruises and scars? You want reality, then get real. Sort of like these anti wrinkle creams that are advertised, use wrinkled women not 20 year old models.
  19. Youre very lucky for your time together. i never knew either of my grandfathers.
  20. I am a white knuckle flyer. Anybody starts that crap on a flight I'm on and I'll be the last thing he sees on this planet
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