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I wonder how long it would take to drive to raliegh from here?

Kieth Traylor was arrested in Oklahoma for DUI, posession of a controled substance, and, boys and girls while in his cell he was charged with a felony for destroying property. The legend continues.

You promised it would be our secret you thin- long haired- panty wearing thing, you.

Wah wah wah Put on your big girl panties and deal with it. Grow some hair, lose some weight. No wonder she dumped you.

This is why the Bills installed astro turf- so the cheerleaders dont graze.

Yes, oh erudite one I know that all too well here in Habana Norte. Thats not the point the sign was trying to make.

Tell your prospective employer that you have photos.

Bush came up with a plan to stop the bird flu- He's going to bomb the canary islands.

I was watching part of the Canes/Devils game and I guess the director missed it because behind the devils bench someone had a sign that said 'Hurricanes blow'. Now, being a Hurricane fan I have been the observer of many derogatory signs, and a better sign is: "Hurricanes dont blow, they suck." There is also the lackluster "Hurricane season ends (fill in the date). Yes I know, the irony is so thick you can cut it with a knife.

Man, just when I was getting over that Martian invasion thing.

How will home/away be determined? I'm assuming that since Carolina is still the higher seed they get home ice advantage. Yes?

Much better than the OLN call with that weasely little 4 eyed dwarf. The call deserves a track on the next Jennerrette CD

I've never rooted against the Hurricanes before. I will, oh I will.

my son and I accurately predicted the 2nd 2 man advantage. I mean after all Buffalo was ahead. How many 2 men advantages has Buffalo had in this series? none. Ottawa- 3. If you watch away from the play Ottawa is getting away with murder.

of the @ss kissung that the OLN announcers are doing to the Senators?

I live about 5 minutes from their training camp. Looks like I'll have to add a few more dead-bolts.

No, I poker. She happy until next time I poker. What?

No coverage on Habana norte either. Since the panthers are out the NHL stands for No Hockey Left.

I'd like to see the Sabres end it in 4, and the Canes and Devils go at least 6 to give our guys a chance to rest and recuperate.

you have to love Lindy Ruff. Someone asked him about the review of the OT goal and ( I paraphrase here) he said: :"They've done that since '99" and then he leans back with a smile on his face. Then the bastages cut me off.

cingular has jennerette ring tones, if you're a cingular customer that is.

You'd have to be a dead billionaire.

I reject your reality and substitute my own. -Adam Savage.

if it's expanding (like anna nicole smith did) what is it expanding...into?

I thought this was a thread about Anna Nicole Smith