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dib

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  1. Guy goes to a Doctor because his penis is orange. The Doctor asks him if he's there has been anything unusual going on in his life. The guy replies "No, just the usual. Eating cheetohs and watching porn."
  2. I feel the need to act out the main character's persona in my real life. I feel the same way after I watch porn.
  3. I think I threw up a little in my mouth http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20...ss-topheadlines
  4. It's a bit early in the morning for alcohol isnt it?
  5. I would look forward to women having to go commando in Grapevine.
  6. Dont feel bad, the uproar here is about how Jason Taylor is skipping camp because after his Dancing with the Stars episode he wants to be an actor. Dolfelon coach stated he wont be at any of the camps.
  7. Yes, I was number 3. Sloppy five hundred and ninety sevenths.
  8. "Dont kid yourself, it's not all that organized"
  9. I have a commodore 64 sitting in my closet. I have no idea why I'm hanging on to it.
  10. What? A celebrity marriage break up? Shocked! Shocked I say!
  11. how do you enter? I cant get to a submission anywhere on the site
  12. Horse, the other white meat. During WW2 it was not unusual to find horse meat at butcher shops, and certainly in the field horses were the first to go.
  13. Good thing we're giving Afghanistan another 7 billion. While we're at it lets drop another 80,000$ bomb on a mud hut sh*thole. Economy? We doan nee no stinkin' economy.
  14. Looks as real as a 3 dollar bill. I have a bunch of Kelly autographs, I would view this with a grain of salt. I cant tell if it's there, but Kelly usually includes his number with his signature.
  15. Stone Mountain. Worth the trip.
  16. She's kind of young for them to be pointing south.
  17. Huge congrats, my wife and I are heading for 27 in August.
  18. I'm not a weapons dealer but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express
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