Guy goes to a Doctor because his penis is orange.
The Doctor asks him if he's there has been anything unusual going on in his life.
The guy replies "No, just the usual. Eating cheetohs and watching porn."
Dont feel bad, the uproar here is about how Jason Taylor is skipping camp because after his Dancing with the Stars episode he wants to be an actor. Dolfelon coach stated he wont be at any of the camps.
Horse, the other white meat.
During WW2 it was not unusual to find horse meat at butcher shops, and certainly in the field horses were the first to go.
Good thing we're giving Afghanistan another 7 billion. While we're at it lets drop another 80,000$ bomb on a mud hut sh*thole.
Economy? We doan nee no stinkin' economy.
Looks as real as a 3 dollar bill.
I have a bunch of Kelly autographs, I would view this with a grain of salt. I cant tell if it's there, but Kelly usually includes his number with his signature.