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dib

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  1. It's really difficult to narrow it down to one.
  2. Influenza is caused by a virus.
  3. Elderberry wine.
  4. Why does flatulence smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
  5. I have a great response but I don't want to get banned.
  6. I thought a freak accident is when the bearded lady rear ends a clown car.
  7. Thats fine if you know the density of vodka.
  8. Wouldn't a razor be safer?
  9. O.K. Tom, if 7/11's are open 24 hours why are there locks on the door?
  10. What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Regarding the porcupine the pr*ck is on the outside.
  11. Buffaloinabox has so much more than just food
  12. Why do buildings burn up when they burn down?
  13. Buffaloinabox.com has a cornucopia of Buffalo products.
  14. I believe in Karma, this POS will get his someday.
  15. Vikings was too much like an afternoon soap opera last night.
  16. If he worked for the government it would be a 3 week wait.
  17. I have to admit I was a little puckered for a bit.
  18. What about my Gatling heat seeking knife?
  19. Overture from Spartacus Overture from The Longest Day Theme fro Zulu Theme from It's a Wonderful Life Theme from Christmas Vacation and many, many more
  20. The same people that identify every long gun as an AK47
  21. Does anyone know why he was trying to cross the road?
  22. May the farce be with you.
  23. I guess it was an airplane joke.
  24. Time change? What time change? I'm retired.
  25. My access code is the last 4 numbers of pi.
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