BuffOrange

B+, could've been an A with some details.

Sorry, I have to plead ignorance in your case. I'll give the noodles + pickle juice a C for now, but this may be negotiable. However, the fact that you put ketchup on your hotdog leaves serious room for doubt.

B. Make it a B+ since I find it hilarious that this gimmick account is still around.

I always pictured you as a carnivore. I like most of this but peach? B-

I know the food across the pond sucks so I'll give you a break here. C-

Seriously?

C. F if you put any ketchup on it.

Rachel Ray? Sounds a bit excessive for lunch, but this is easily offset by the resourcefulness of leftovers. B+

Sounds good, but limited information. B

Sounds kinda sick. I like it. I like almost anything over white rice. Sounds like that might be a better spot for salsa than tomato sauce though. With the standard "Miami fan" half letter deduction that's a solid B.

I would seriously consider looking into a time machine rather than tragically paying for such mistakes. D

Lean Hot Pocket Sub? Nothing wrong with keeping thing simple, but oye - I didn't even like those in college. C-

Tortellini + tomato = good. Not a big spinach fan, but it's healthy. Overall a respectable soup. With nothing else it sounds kinda weak. C+

If you are so inclined, please post what you are having or had for lunch today, and I will assign a letter grade. As many details as possible will help. The winner will receive my compliments. Thanks.

I'm glad you were at the game, but I stand by my earlier comment. I didn't say the defense played great - they played well enough to beat a team that has a crappy defense of their own. They have up 1 TD and 19 points. By "offense looking good early" you mean they scored on their first drive, which they did pretty much all season and got shut out after that. If JP needs a miracle kickoff return to boost his confidence then we're in some trouble.

those would be my top 2 choices

True. I won't pretend like the '05 Bills were the '04 Steelers. The defense stunk in the Atlanta game but the running game was fantastic; the offense stunk in the Saints game but the defense was competent. Those games weren't all JP's fault but contrary to popular belief they weren't all Mularkey's fault either - they were winnable with average 2004 Rothlisburgeresque QB play.

That Miami game was his first start. He was 12/22 160yds 1 TD, 1 int in a swamp, and that was the worst of his first 6 starts. Hardly "stinking up the joint".

Sounds like he would've been a 3rd round pick if NBA execs were doing the drafting. NFL GM's aren't as big on "upside" and probably rightfully so.

Yep, just like RJ was cuddled by Wade and Greggo was going to be so much better for him with his discipline. Not that JP will be RJ and Jauron will be Williams, but this is standard stuff every team says after a disappointing season; they always seem to know what went wrong last year. We'll see.

No he doesn't The guy's gone thru like 11 coaches in 10 years including himself twice? Quite an accomplishment.

Nobody is disputing this.

Didn't realize New England was in that group. Washington also has a pretty sick waiting list I hear. I think Philly too.

Seriously? WTF it was $5.15 when I worked crappy summer jobs in college not long ago.

I went to SJF and everyone I talked to who did it hated it. Basically you're just a hotdog vendor getting $6/hr. Of course I don't think they were really Bills fans so it might still be cool for you.