Tux of Borg

I got backstage passes to see Alice Cooper a few years back. The guitar player for jackel (who is a librarian when not gigging) got them for me.

Good... one less person i have to support on welfare.

Hey, there are some people on this board that don't feel comfortable doing the horizontal hookie pokie, unless there is porn music in the back ground. This thread is respectfully dedicated to them.

1) Anybody off of American Idol 2) Avril Lavigne (yeah, I want to sleep with her too.) 3) These multi talentless singer/actress (ex Lindsay Lohan) 4) Ashlee "I can't even lip sing right" Simpson, and anybody else using their bro/sis fame to break into the music business. (ex Aaron Carter, little bow wow) 5) Whoever wrote kumbaya 6) USA for Africa (we are the world...)

Eddie Van Halen Stevie Ray Vaughn Kerry King Slash Eric Clapton Randy Rhodes George Lynch and about 20 others that I can't recall right now.

Lock that Terrorist up!

What's that pixy master... it looks like it's going to KittyFriedRice.com to me, not pixyland.

Check out this hottie bimbody! Wet n Wild fashion show. (Safe for work.)

The bash brothers indeed!

I have a degree... a degree in KickYoAzz.

NYS really screws you over when you try to register a car here. I bought a 69 firebird off of my cousin in PA for $1. When I tried to register the car in NY, the DMV said I had to pay tax on the blue book value of the car. I was like, I bought it for a dollar in PA. They pretty much told me tough sh--.

As already stated, you don't want Tracy Lee downloading copyright movies with your IP address. If you have a wide open wireless network, chances are your computer is not updated with the latest patches. So you're running the risk of having every computer on your network rooted. SSL is vulnerable to man in the middle (sometimes called monkey in the middle) attacks. Not very common but still a possibility.

The Yadkin 500

Dear Tom, KY or Vaseline...

Will John Stamos get a restraining order against stevetojan?

Going back to school is one of the best decisions I ever made. A good professor can make all the difference. Yeah, the half naked girls are a bonus as well. This is what I did yesterday. I went to accounting class and learned how to write off a family vacation to Hawaii. Afterwards went down to the student center for some free pizza and a massage. (massage therapy is a major here) Find the girl with the best miniskirt and wait your turn to be rubbed on.

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184&region=32 New York Laws A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. That rarely happens, since one party regularly says "no" to the other, or there wouldn't be a reason to dissolve the marriage. If one of the spouses says "no" to the divorce, the other party has to prove that the spouse saying "no" was at fault. Fault could be one of four terrible things. If the spouse has abandoned the other spouse, that is, left the house for a year or if there hasn't been sexual relations for a year (how do you prove that?). Another one of the four terrible things, an oft cited fault, is to assert that the spouse has treated the other spouse with physical or mental cruelty. This is usually the case in most deteriorating marriages, but for the court's purposes, yelling and screaming is not usually enough; pictures of bruises taken in the emergency room might suffice. Divorce will be easy if the spouse has been imprisoned for two or three years. Much more difficult is the last fault, adultery. This keeps a lot of private detectives in business, since lipstick on the collar is not proof. It also means that lawyers get paid to "prove" fault, or on the other side, to show how lame the opposing side's "fault" claim is. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M. City Laws Carmel Laws A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. Greene Laws During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks. New York Laws Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing." Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". Ocean City Laws It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town. It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle. Sag Harbor Laws It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon. Get the full text of this law. If one wishes to bathe in the city limits, they must be clothed in a "suitable bathing suit". Get the full text of this law. Staten Island Laws It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."

I was one semester away from getting my associates in electronics and web programing from NC State. I took a few years off before moving up here and going back to school. Right now I'm roughly 2 semesters (1 if I really crammed) from graduating from Utica, with a bachelor degree in economic crime with a concentration in computer forensics. I plan on taking the LSAT in June and exploring that option later on.

Guess we'll have to make the ultimate sacrifice and just go to Hooters instead.

Those sailors in that cher video sure think so.

This guy is long gone... people drive 85mph in the slow lane down there. If he is dumb enough to stick around, his ass is dead.

The Ralph is always sold out. I like to see New England do that after a string of losing seasons.

kitty mind control

The Marines are looking for a few good men. Although the hours may vary.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/pimps09.html March 9, 2005 BY CHRISTOPHER WILLS ASSOCIATED PRESS SPRINGFIELD -- Olivia Howard says her 19 years as a prostitute were a blur of violence. She had a gun pointed at her head, was thrown out of cars and endured beatings and rapes. Now she and other advocates want a law that would let prostitutes sue the pimps and brothels that profit from their suffering. They say it would hold people accountable for coercing women-- and often girls-- into prostitution. An Illinois House committee approved the idea unanimously Wednesday, sending it to the House floor. The legislation would give prostitutes up to 10 years to seek damages from those who profited from their prostitution or maintained them in the business. That means the women could be compensated for any physical or mental abuse they suffered. Supporters say Florida, Hawaii and Minnesota have similar laws, although few lawsuits have been filed. Howard, now a drug abuse counselor in Aurora, told the committee that most prostitutes suffer abuse and have little hope of escaping the pimps who control them. "If I called the police because I was raped, either by a trick or a pimp, I was told it comes with the territory," Howard said. "People say prostitution is the oldest profession. I think it's the most misunderstood. The violence and exploitation of women and girls has to stop." It might be possible for prostitutes to sue right now, say the legislation's supporters. But without legal precedents or a specific law to support the suit, they would have little chance of succeeding. Lyn Schollett, counsel to the Illinois Coalition Against Sexual Assault, says it's unlikely that active prostitutes would take advantage of the ability to sue but former prostitutes trying to rebuild their lives might. Noting that pimps are rarely prosecuted, Schollett said lawsuits would be another way to hold them accountable for their role in prostitution, which is illegal in Illinois. Nearly 5,200 people were arrested for prostitution or pandering in Chicago in 2003, but there were only 31 pimping or pandering arrests, according to the Chicago Coalition for the Homeless, one of the groups supporting the lawsuit legislation.