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Tux of Borg

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  1. She was on ESPN a month or so ago.
  2. Ha.. that is awesome. I can already imagine Madden trying to tell that story on Monday Night Football.
  3. Is there a TracyLee clause in there... where the mom helps the son download copyright incest porn?
  4. Perhaps we need to start up a SaveEd.com website. The revenue will go towards helping Ed regain his manhood. Hang in there Eddie, a Russian mail order bride is on her way!
  5. Nobody has ever accused the Raider-nation of being intelligent. The NFL has a hard-on about expanding out of the US. The problem the NFL is going to face is hockey will always be the number 1 sport in Canada. Look at the MLB disaster up there. I can't even recall the last time the skydome was sold out. And the NFL wants to expand down to Mexico, are you kidding me? Mexicans are crossing the border to work for $2 an hour in the United States. You think they can afford a $50 ticket to see a football game.
  6. Jackson tells all...
  7. <~~ Look no further, Darren Sproles!
  8. I wish you a speedy recovery Mike.
  9. It's amazing how many 18 year olds are put on that list for having sex with their 17 year old girlfriend. Talk about having your highschool sweetheart ruin your life.
  10. Sounds like you have been visted by the Ether Bunny.
  11. Yes, this place has everything! Homework help, advice on movie pirating, love advice and ofcourse the TBD cookbook.
  12. Goose to Maverick Hagar to Roth Hull to Kelly Davis to Thomas
  13. TD has been busy helping out TBDers with their homework and their love lives. That is the reason it's been such a slow off season.
  14. I emailed Tom and asked him if he browsed through twobillsdrive.com or any other Bills message boards. This is the reply I got back...
  15. Finally... i can put my website KittyFriedRice.com to good use!
  16. !@#$... I was so busy chasing after my future wife I almost forgot it was FAT!
  17. When I was on active duty they wanted us to log 30 miles per week. Depending on what was going on that week, sometimes we ran more, sometimes we ran less.
  18. You guys are forgetting the 50,000 appeals he has coming to him. All of which the tax payers are paying for.
  19. If they wanted to play some games outside of the United States, that will be the ideal time to do it.
  20. No way Nugent is there in the 3rd round! Our best shot is to try to land an extra 2nd round pick and get him there.
  21. Please increase JP-Era's posts by 50 to cover for the down time.
  22. Here is some free advice... don't eat at a restaurant located next to the pound. Woof!
  23. This is what you want to give the girls when they are over at your house. It tastes great, look pretty and well get them really buzzed. Sex on the Smurf's beach... 2 shots of sour mix 1 shot of tequila 1 shot of vodka 1 shot bacardi rum blue food coloring
  24. I'll look for #89 the next time I am in the mall.
  25. Drink a glass of orange juice.
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