Tux of Borg

He's a tough bastard. He got his bell rung a few times this year playing for Miami. He always managed to shake it off and come back in the game.

Sad day. I'm glad the NFL takes player safety so seriously.

Drop Reed and draft Parrish.

bull sh--... you aren't more important than anybody else on this board. If somebody brings a fraudulent lawsuit against me. I want hard working Americans on the jury. Not a bunch of do-nothing sloths who most likely live off the system.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=653632 BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. Apr 8, 2005 — After a girl got sick in the bathroom of her kindergarten class, the teacher made her don rubber gloves and manually remove a clog from the toilet, according to a lawsuit filed by the girl's mother. Lori Januska sued Bonita Springs Charter School this week after she said her 5-year-old daughter, Heather, clogged the toilet Sept. 22 and her teacher made her remove the clog as the entire class watched. The suit said "a vulnerable 5-year-old was subjected to cruel, unusual and traumatic disciplinary actions which directly resulted in severe emotional distress, pain and suffering and mental distress." The girl suffers from an incurable gastrointestinal condition. The suit, which seeks unspecified damages, claims the school staff was negligent in hiring an unqualified teacher. School principal Pamela Franco and school district attorney Keith Martin declined comment on the suit. Mark Levinsen, senior vice president of administration and human resources for Charter Schools USA, investigated the original complaint and said the teacher was disciplined.

All i have to say is Darren Sproles better be on this draft list somewhere. I agree with BillsGuyInMalta and think we need to go CB after we take an OL.

Pull a peerless on him. Let him work his ass off this year and slap him with the franchise tag. I'm willing to bet there is a team out there desperate enough to give us a 1st round pick for him.

Rudy, here is something to help you get out of jury duty. Ebay Auction

How about you pretend to be a man, and do your civic duty like everybody else. Just an idea...

Gambling in South Carolina paid for a lot of things. When they outlawed it, they had to do massive lay offs of state troopers, and were looking to cut back schools. I don't trust how NY State would use the money. I doubt if it would be reinvested in Western, NY.

C'mon, give the convicted felon a 5th chance.

Free Ron Mexico

Who cares if Japan and China nuke each other. It would force American union workers to actually do a honest day's work.

The reason why he is predicted late day one, early day two, is because he had a sh------- season. His break out season was his Junior year when everybody said he was going to be the next Berry Sanders.

You wanted it, you got it! Ron Mexico Jersey

I thought about it but I already have enough play names.

Break out the bondo/fiberglass and hope nobody notices. It usually takes me about a day (and a case of beer) to do bodywork on a car

Revenge of the nerds! Coach Harris: Mexico. Ron Mexico: Yes, Coach. Coach Harris: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now! ---------------------------------------------- Ron Mexico: What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

Prank Call

They're calling this HerpesGate on the falcons message board.

A professional athlete has an STD, I don't believe it! Move over herpes girl, Vick is the new spokesman!

Ofcourse this is for show. Now MLB and Congress can pat themselves on the back, and pretend like they made a difference. Bonds is really untouchable. The second they try to ban him, Jessie Jackson will be all over it.

They did the same thing here in Wellsville a few months back. They were looking for anthrax but didn't find anything. Not sure what happened to the Doctor after that raid.

I'm at school, can I slap a member of the faculty around instead?

story Who Closes a Sex Festival for Lack of Interest? Fri Apr 1,11:10 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters LONDON (Reuters) - Organizers of a major erotic festival are closing for business in Manchester due to a lack of interest, which they blame on recalcitrant northern English men. Erotica Manchester opened on Friday, selling a range of sex aids, clothing and footwear, but ticket sales have been poor and organizers say they will not be coming back. "We've tried to warm this city up for more than two years but northerners just haven't responded in sufficient numbers," said event director Savvas Christodoulou. "They are happy enough to come to our London event in the autumn but they seem embarrassed about being seen at Erotica Manchester." Organizers said their research shows northern women wanted to attend the three-day adult show but were "under the thumb of their other halves." "We thought Manchester was an open minded city but maybe we were wrong," a spokesman for the event told Reuters. "People flock to our show in London but it seems that up here, the traditional northern male still calls the shots."