Tux of Borg

And to think... we all thought Ed was the one who needed to get laid.

It just started on Adelphia channel 9. The complete schedule of games includes: -- April 22 – “May Day” vs. Boston (original game was placed on April 24, 1993) -- April 29 – “Hasek 1-0 Four Overtime Game” vs. New Jersey (April 27, 1994) -- May 6 – “Plante’s Goal in Game 7” vs. Ottawa (April 29, 1997) -- May 13 – “Satan’s Overtime Goal” at Ottawa (April 23, 1999) -- May 20 – “Sabres Go To Stanley Cup Finals” at Toronto (May 31, 1999) -- May 27 – “No Goal” vs. Dallas (June 19, 1999 Stanley Cup Playoff Game) -- June 3 – “Sabres Eliminate Philly 8-0” vs. Philadelphia (April 21, 2001)

bump for 40 days or until ed gets laid...

JP-Era is over at the zone. If Ice can't be here, maybe JP-Era can make a special guest appearance to give us his expert opinion.

I think most QBs in this draft will be a bust. Kyle Orton might be a sleeper, but that's a gamble. Frank Gore... I think he is too injury prone to play in the NFL.

Happy Birthday old man...

Try living in Myrtle Beach. Six months straight of a girls gone wild video. Young ladies looking for a quick fling and a wild time before heading back home.

48 hours before the draft... all we know for sure is Eli Manning will not be in a San Diego uniform next season.

I had a (female) friend send that to me in email. I don't want to think what she was searching for.

Small Wood Massager With Two Balls

Chris Rix.. j/k I'm still high on Darren Sproles.

Can we guess later rounds or does it have to be the first 3 rounds?

Pipeline, wipe out, rump shaker.

Brad pops in here every so often and tries to stir the pot.

Pot of cooked kitty cat. WINDSOR, Ont. - A woman who left her home in the temporary care of a couple returned to make a gruesome discovery in the refrigerator: a pot containing the remains of what appeared to be a cooked cat. "It is strange, there is no question about it," Windsor police Staff Sgt. Ed McNorton said Monday about the alleged killing and eating of the pet. "We've seen animal abuse before ... but nothing like this." Officers were called to a west-end duplex Sunday night by a woman who had left her apartment in the care of a 24-year-old man and an 18-year-old woman. The tenant came home to find the place abandoned and in disarray. Then she looked in the fridge. "It was absolutely disgusting, I couldn't believe it," said neighbor Sherry Hughes, who entered the apartment and saw the animal's remains. Police suspect it's all that's left of Prowler, who lived with the Hughes family and went missing less than a week earlier. "It's very upsetting, very, very heartbreaking," said Hughes, adding her children and grandmother are extremely distraught. Flyers of the missing cat remained posted on utility poles in the area Monday. "Even the bums in downtown Windsor don't lower themselves to that," said Jen Birdgen, whose family lives in the adjoining duplex unit. The act of eating an animal isn't illegal, said John Roushorne, general manager of the Windsor-Essex County Humane Society, but how it got into the pot is an entirely different matter. McNorton said police believe the animal was killed in the bathtub and then hung from the showerhead. The couple that lived temporarily in the house were interviewed by detectives Monday morning and released pending further investigation. McNorton said police could lay unlawful killing of an animal charges, a summary offence punishable by up to six months jail and or a $2,000 fine. Roushorne said if cruelty can be proven, more severe penalties can be sought independently by the humane society.

Smurfs go commando underneath our spandex. Same goes for smurfet underneath that sun dress.

I’m an unemployeed actor/college student.

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I'm glad somebody posted this. I agree it's time for Baby Joe to hang up the gloves. A subdural hematoma on the brain is not a minor injury.

This should help you in your interview. http://www.in-actionheroes.com

What will happen to Hank! "Are you ready for some football...."

You had unprotected sex with a girl you didn't even love. That 17% doesn't seem like a lot now but wait and see. This girl is going to be shacking up with another guy before you know it. With the 17% of your paycheck, she is going to buy herself a new Mitsubishi Evo. Don't worry, you'll see the kid on the weekend and it will ruin your social life. Congratulations, you're now considered "damaged goods" and some girls won't even date you. So how about them yankees...

If it's happening at 3am, just call the cops and let them deal with him. There has to be some sort of noise ordnance that he is breaking that early in the morning. Keep calling the police and make it their problem. After a while they will get sick of you bitching and come down hard on that bastard. I'm all for kids learning how to tune and work on cars. Better for them to do that, than finding other illegal ways to occupy their time. A car is supposed to be loud with a lot of horse power. Changing out my exhaust to a 2 1/2 inch pipe gave me a lot more horse power and better gas mileage. Sure it's loud of hell and it pisses off the older folks, but thats a part of being young.

I saw on the news tonight that Baby Joe is heading to Nevada to meet with the medical board. They are going to let him know if he can box again or not.

link BROWNSVILLE, Texas (AP) - A trio of animal-rights protesters didn't find any welcome mat when they stopped at a KFC, but the restaurant manager did turn on the sprinkler system for them. Manager John Olivo turned the sprinklers on full blast to soak the protesters from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals who were standing by the curb. They were campaigning for more humane methods of killing. The protesters, including one in a chicken suit, were followed by a man with a microphone who said he eats beef. "You're not going to win, not in Brownsville," David Ingersoll shouted through his microphone at the protesters at a busy intersection. His stepchildren passed out anti-PETA pamphlets to stopped drivers. The PETA members did not give up on their message. "It hasn't been quite like this in other parts of the state," said Chris Link, PETA's campaign coordinator, who is traveling to protest KFC in 12 Texas cities. "It's a rarity that we get this," he said after being doused by the sprinklers.